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Oxford 3 Aldershot 0
Constable 2, Craddock
7200 (700)

UE: Anyone describes the result as “revenge

Good a reason as any to deny that the game ever happened. No witnesses, only Wrexham's word.

Oxford 1 Port Vale 1
Constable, Richards (J)
7400 (900)

UE: A last minute transfer sees Richards (J) and Midson swap clubs on loan with a view to a permanent move in January. Both score and the game ends 1-1.
Everyone goes home content, sort of.

Cheltenham 0 Oxford 1
Heslop

4100(1485) – Yes I am assuming 101 fans cannot navigate their way straight down the A40.

UE: Deering is again absent - not unexpected. Instead, having inadvertently ended up at Cheltenham racecourse, he decides to change careers and become a jockey.

Crewe 2 Oxford 3
Miller, Westwood, Constable, Hall, Heslop,

4400 (1100)

UE: Nobody makes any remarks about us being a proper club in a proper league etc

Oxford 4 Stockport 1
Constable 2, Craddock 2, Conlon

6200 (300)

UE: Simpson attempts a sit-in the home dugout till we acknowledge he won the playoffs and is our greatest ever manager for giving us Constable.

Hereford 1 Oxford 1
Worley og, Constable

3000 (1212)

UE: A penalty is incorrectly awarded after a player trips over a sprouting root vegetable. The subsequent penalty is missed – natural justice.

Oxford 3 Morecambe 0

Constable, Hall, Heslop

6200 (190)

UE: Every ball that goes out of play is caught cleanly and returned to a player of the correct side by our meticulous and impeccably turned out ball boys and girls.

As I don’t place any value on the competition, I respectfully decline to enter this hat. It would be hypocritical. Also saves Frank some work :wink: Aldershot # Oxford # Match void. UE: An Oxford don in philosophy cites the match in a debate entitled ‘if a football match is played and no fans are ar...

Think less of the Football League Trophy than I do the FA Trophy, about the same as I did the Conference League Cup (Setanta Shield). I’ll be voting with my wallet and not going or listening. That the competition requires a draconian regulation to prevent clubs fielding weakened sides speaks for its...

Oxford 0 Accrington 0
5900 (270)

UE: Brian Lee runs onto the pitch moments before kick off clutching a piece of paper claiming to have proof from the archives that our 1962 application to join the Football League was invalid.

West Ham 2 Oxford 2 (West Ham win on penalties)
Da Costa, Ben Haim, Wright, Creighton
21000 (3400)

UE: All goals are scored by defenders from set-pieces - Melville professes himself to be “quite emotional

Wycombe 1 Oxford 3 Beavon, Constable, Midson, Hall 6400 (2300) UE: In a reverse of our 2000 meeting , only our substitute goalie has an official shirt, everyone else plays in training tops. Given our away kit, Clarke's problems could be interpreted as the only ‘unexpected’ part about this event. UE2...

A part of me would actually be quite offended if Wilder isn’t linked with the job. It is a good reflection on the club when our players and staff are interesting clubs in higher leagues. Quoting Wilder from yesterdays programme, page 39: “It’s a journey that we started a little while ago and it’s on...

Oxford 3 Bury 0
Constable 2, Hall

7900 (200)

UE: More than one Oxford player does the Wilder slide as part of a goal celebration.