John Eric Bartholemew Hat

Yankee Clipper · Post by **Yankee Clipper** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:49 am

Morecambe 2 v 3 Oxford Utd

Ellison, Carlton

Constable, Heslop, Leven

2363 (207)

UE We turn a 2-0 half time deficit into a 3-2 victory

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 9:58 am

More 1 (Carlton) v Less 0

2450 (350)

UE Eric painted pink

Kernow Yellow · Post by **Kernow Yellow** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:28 am

Potted shrimps 1 Roast Ox 1
Jevons Craddock
2,263 (417)

UE - Craddock sent off. Again.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:38 am

Eric 1 Morris 1
Ellison / Beano
2600
300
UE: The statue of Eric comes to life after being struck by a bolt of lightening. It appears at half time and performs the paper bag trick in the centre circle before disappearing into Morecambe Bay doing that M&ampW end of show thing never to be seen again.

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:16 am

1-1
Ellison, Craddock
2430
555

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:55 am

Them 1 (Jevons) Us 0

Att : 3456 with 567 of Us

UE : Dubes plays

JoeyBeauchamp · Post by **JoeyBeauchamp** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 12:01 pm

Shrimps - 3-1 Cockles

Jevons (2), Carlton - Beano

2,777 (444)

Wilder quits pre-match and Steve Bruce take charge

Bushy · Post by **Bushy** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:18 pm

Them 1 Us 1
Ellison Heslop

2999 (456)

The hole crowd wear flat caps and talk of the good old days. It did not take long!

Hoglette · Post by **Hoglette** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:22 pm

Win 1-0
Robbie Hall
2500
521

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:05 pm

Cocktail 2 Oxtail 1
McDonald, Jevons, Constable
2444, 444

The game is abandoned after all the available match balls are blown across the river Lune into Lancaster. Ah, Lancaster, home of those renegade red rose usurpers, mused Lord Wilder as, white rose flying proudly, he led his raggle-taggle army to the western edges of the flatlands by the bay. How can he turn the tide, he pondered, looking out over the treacherous sands. Slowly, it dawned: let him discard some of his trusty men, replacing them in January with hired mercenaries. Defeats would follow, it was true: but then, restoring his trustees to the train bands, there would be a return of victories in the spring, victories that, while not yielding the ultimate prize, would lead King Kelvin to leave him in charge for yet another season of sorrow. And so it will be, he thought, so it will be, a faint smile flickering his face as Master Craddock trudged off the field, facing a card as red as the rose of the usurpers.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:10 pm

Them 1 Us 3 Jevons Constable 2 Smalley 2378 512

pottersrightboot · Post by **pottersrightboot** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:55 pm

Shrimps 1 (Clarke (og)) Skunks 0

2,311 (298 of us.

Duberry missing again will do for us. I am fearful.

UE: Craddock scores 4, Clarke made to walk home by Wilder after the game, no boring write ups by Snake of various matches he's seen involving Welsh teams over the weekend.

Paul Cooper · Post by **Paul Cooper** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 5:37 pm

Them 1-0 Us (Jevons)

2,565 (away 456)

slappy · Post by **slappy** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:59 pm

Shrimps 0 Ox 3
(Constable, Hall, Heslop)
Att: 2,345 (away 454)
UE: Tyrone Marsh plays
UE2: Fenton herds all the Oxford players up around the pitch before they run off and out of the ground, pursued by the manager shouting &quotJesus Christ&quot.

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:53 pm

Morecambe 2 (Ellison, Carlton) Oxford 0. Attendance 2,400. Away crowd 450.