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Hog · Post by **Hog** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 8:00 pm

Win 2-1
Rigg, Constable, RHall
7333
700

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:16 pm

Us 2 (R. Hall, Constable) Them 0

Att : 8888 with 456 of Them

UE : Twelve yellow cards

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 10:43 pm

&quotHog&quot wrote:Win 2-1
Rigg, Constable, RHall
7333
700

I'm pretty sure we don't have any players called RHall....

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:01 pm

Valley 1(Beano) Vale 1(Rigg)

8,750 (750)

UE: Both RHall and AHall score.

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:07 am

Us 2 Them 0

Beano, R Hall

Att: 8000 with 700 of them

BigCrompy · Post by **BigCrompy** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:26 am

I love when Payne warms the bench 1-1 The kids are all shite

Smalley. Pope.

7400 of whom 500 are the only inhabitants of the British Isles that actually know where Port Vale is.

UE actually, it transpires that no-one in the British Isles actually knows where Port Vale is, and so no-one turns up to get on the supporter's coach. And the away attendance as a consequence is a big round blob. Meanwhile after sudden and miraculous recovery from Messrs Tonkin, James, Chapman, Capaldi, Franks and Haworth, Chris Wilder decides to field a 'barely played this year XI' against Vale, just for a bit of a laugh. We still win.

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:53 am

Thames Valley 2 Port Vale 1

Hall Constable Richards

7,812 of which 434 from a small town in Stoke.

Robbie Williams stand sup inthe Directors Box and is booed

Joey's Toe · Post by **Joey's Toe** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:14 am

Vale of Tears 0 - 0 Vale of the White Horse
6,385 - of whom 622 are well-dressed southerners.

UE: John Terry and Anton Ferdinand turn up before the game, link hands and do a chorus of &quotwe are the world&quot.

JoeyBeauchamp · Post by **JoeyBeauchamp** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:31 am

Us 2-1 them

Constable, Potter - Richards

7,777 (444)

UE: We score 5 again

Aylesbury Rich · Post by **Aylesbury Rich** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:40 am

U's 2-2 Fail

Constable, R Hall.....Richards (2)

Att- 7409 (away 788)

Paul Cooper · Post by **Paul Cooper** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:42 am

United 2-1 Vale

Duberry, Potter- Richards

7,321 (away 510)

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:57 am

2 - 0 Heslop Leven 7890 456

UE Potter gets a hat trick.

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:00 am

Ford 1 Vale 2
Heslp, Pope, Richards
7,123 456

Smalley hattrick. Joey's Toe stands alone at Vale Park wondering where everyone is. He wanders the streets of Bursley, Hanbridge and Knype, thinking &quotGordon Bennett&quot but can only find his brother, Arnold.

Bushy · Post by **Bushy** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:42 am

Utd 2 Vale 2
Constable, Heslop
Richards, Rigg

Att: 8243 (872)

UE: Derren Brown predicts the first goal scorer for Oxford. His prediction is revealed by all the players pulling down their shorts when celebrating to reveal a letter (on their bottoms) which will spell out the scorers name. JCONSTABLE!

Yankee Clipper · Post by **Yankee Clipper** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 12:10 pm

Win 3-1

Potter Constable R Hall

Burge

8900 (800)

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