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Silk Cut Hat
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:38 pm
by Snake
Them 1 (Donnelly) Us 2 (R. Hall, Constable)
Att : 2567 with 678 of Us
UE : Paulo Di Canio is spotted running past the ground shouting “anyone seen the finish line?
Re: Silk Cut Hat
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:51 pm
by Joey's Toe
Silkmen 2 - 3 Milkmen
Chalmers, Mukendi / Constable x2, Whing
3,272, of whom 311 like to Rock the Kas-Stad every now and then
UE: Darlington are named as the new tenants of the Olympic Stadium, seeing as how they know how to occupy a white elephant of a ground.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:13 am
by OUFC4eva
East Cheshire 1-2 East Oxford
Ross Draper
Peter Leven (pen.
Simon Heslop
1,987 (752)
UE: Godalming Yellow arrives at the Moss Rose
on his motorbike.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:21 am
by A-Ro
0 - 2 Heslop Leven 2500 600
UE United fans start singing "We are invincible" and the season starts to crumble immediately.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:18 am
by Peterorange
Mac 1 PC 1 (R Hall)
2477 (726)
UE: we score two goals but the Southern Softy handicap is applied, ruling out one of them.
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:24 pm
by Hog
Win 2-1
Donnelly, Constable, Heslop
2345
543
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:10 pm
by BigCrompy
Silk purses 2-1 Sow's ears
Chalmers, Grant obviously. Wright.
2000 of whom 700 don't wear big knickers and work on't sewage farm (although after ten pints, they do look quite fit).
UE Moss Rose is locked out at 2.50pm after an unexpected late surge in interest from the "bulk of their supporter base in Macclesfield, Norway and Japan" (Wikipedia). Coco Di CKHeadio enjoying almost carte blanche from the board of Pighill FC who STILL haven't realised the grave error of their ways, fields a team of 11 South American wingers on loan (but they still only manage to score once and concede a tragic late equaliser at Accy).
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:34 pm
by JoeyBeauchamp
Big Mac 1-1 Golden Fries
Tomlinson, Potter
2611 (888)
UE: A massive ruck breaks out in one of the UK's most friendly away venues
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:28 pm
by Radley Rambler
Them 0 Us 2
Leven, Beano
Att: 2,400 with 700 mighty yellows
Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 10:50 pm
by Boogie
Joyless Division 1 (Boden) Joy Division 1 (Smalley)
2,750 (750)
UE: The Stadium announcer says "for all those Oxford fans who really want to go home, there are unknown pleasures to be missed if you leave now".
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:50 am
by Ancient Colin
Field 2 Ford 1
Tomlinson, Draper, Constable
2345, 678
Oxford fans pull at the net to reveal that it is yarn being sewn by three hooded women crouched in the back of the goalmouth. The goalpost is a mighty tree ... Yggdrasil, it is ... with a snake wrapped around it. A tall cloaked one-eyed figure with a staff stands before it asking when Macclesfield will finally fall. No answer comes but fire blazes in the distance as the water washes over the smouldering pyre of Oxford's unbeaten run. Amidst the debris, both Smalley and Potter score one-on-one with the keeper but no-one records these feats of heroes.
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:33 pm
by John Byrne's Underpants
0-1
R Hall
2874
799
UE: Not one single booking in the match (sorry, I'm running out of ideas!).
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:51 pm
by Paul Cooper
1-1
Grant, Constable
2,356 (away 756)
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:54 pm
by Parklife12
OUFC 2-0 Macc
Beano, Dubes
2512, 612
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:57 pm
by Baboo
1-1
Donnelly / Beano
2300
650