Silk Cut Hat

Anything yellow and blue
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Silk Cut Hat

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Them 1 (Donnelly) Us 2 (R. Hall, Constable)

Att : 2567 with 678 of Us

UE : Paulo Di Canio is spotted running past the ground shouting “anyone seen the finish line?
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Post by Joey's Toe »

Silkmen 2 - 3 Milkmen
Chalmers, Mukendi / Constable x2, Whing
3,272, of whom 311 like to Rock the Kas-Stad every now and then

UE: Darlington are named as the new tenants of the Olympic Stadium, seeing as how they know how to occupy a white elephant of a ground.
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Post by OUFC4eva »

East Cheshire 1-2 East Oxford

Ross Draper

Peter Leven (pen.)
Simon Heslop

1,987 (752)

UE: Godalming Yellow arrives at the Moss Rose
on his motorbike.
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Post by A-Ro »

0 - 2 Heslop Leven 2500 600

UE United fans start singing &quotWe are invincible&quot and the season starts to crumble immediately.
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Post by Peterorange »

Mac 1 PC 1 (R Hall)
2477 (726)

UE: we score two goals but the Southern Softy handicap is applied, ruling out one of them.
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Post by Hog »

Win 2-1
Donnelly, Constable, Heslop
2345
543
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Post by BigCrompy »

Silk purses 2-1 Sow's ears

Chalmers, Grant obviously. Wright.

2000 of whom 700 don't wear big knickers and work on't sewage farm (although after ten pints, they do look quite fit).

UE Moss Rose is locked out at 2.50pm after an unexpected late surge in interest from the &quotbulk of their supporter base in Macclesfield, Norway and Japan&quot (Wikipedia). Coco Di CKHeadio enjoying almost carte blanche from the board of Pighill FC who STILL haven't realised the grave error of their ways, fields a team of 11 South American wingers on loan (but they still only manage to score once and concede a tragic late equaliser at Accy).
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Post by JoeyBeauchamp »

Big Mac 1-1 Golden Fries

Tomlinson, Potter

2611 (888)

UE: A massive ruck breaks out in one of the UK's most friendly away venues
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Post by Radley Rambler »

Them 0 Us 2

Leven, Beano

Att: 2,400 with 700 mighty yellows
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Post by Boogie »

Joyless Division 1 (Boden) Joy Division 1 (Smalley)

2,750 (750)

UE: The Stadium announcer says &quotfor all those Oxford fans who really want to go home, there are unknown pleasures to be missed if you leave now&quot.
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Post by Ancient Colin »

Field 2 Ford 1
Tomlinson, Draper, Constable
2345, 678

Oxford fans pull at the net to reveal that it is yarn being sewn by three hooded women crouched in the back of the goalmouth. The goalpost is a mighty tree ... Yggdrasil, it is ... with a snake wrapped around it. A tall cloaked one-eyed figure with a staff stands before it asking when Macclesfield will finally fall. No answer comes but fire blazes in the distance as the water washes over the smouldering pyre of Oxford's unbeaten run. Amidst the debris, both Smalley and Potter score one-on-one with the keeper but no-one records these feats of heroes.
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Post by John Byrne's Underpants »

0-1

R Hall

2874

799

UE: Not one single booking in the match (sorry, I'm running out of ideas!).
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Post by Paul Cooper »

1-1

Grant, Constable

2,356 (away 756)
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Post by Parklife12 »

OUFC 2-0 Macc
Beano, Dubes
2512, 612
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Post by Baboo »

1-1
Donnelly / Beano
2300
650
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