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Apologies for early hatting but will be away next week

Silly Bull 1 Mighty Ox 1

Rabihou, Constable

3051 (750)

U/E When they turn the pages of history and these days have passed long ago. They read of us with sadness for the seeds that we let grow.

Bulls 1-2 Ox's

Fleetwood

Craddock &amp Constable

Att: 3,650 (1300)

UE:Tommy Craddock is sent off after clashing with ex-Hatters team mate and giant Hungarian centre half Janos Kovacs.

Half the Oxford crowd arrive late and are seriously inebriated due to drinking too much &quotHereford Lightning&quot (the tag line from the 1970's TV commercials
for Bulmers)

EDIT: It was Woodpecker Cider

http://www.headington.org.uk/adverts/dr ... oholic.htm

Chalky White 1-1 Hooky First Light

McQuilkin. Craddock.

4800 of whom 1900 don't give two stuffs in a bottle about Ronnie Radford (however they quite like Jimmy Glass).

UE - The Hereford Bull paraded on the pitch at the start of the match makes a rude but Coward-esque witty critique of Hereford's start to the season - and manager Simon Davey accidentally slips in it. Meanwhile Tim Russon is quite pleased when Hereford accidentally scramble a pinball-style goal (though his major allegiance clearly remains with those dear old Cherry-and-Whites).

Them 0 Us 1 (Constable)

Att : 4444 with 1234 of Us

UE : Problems with the temporary stand (which is why I ain’t going to sit in that bit of the ground)

Bulls 0-2 Ox

Constable, Craddock

4,320 (1345)

UE: Ronnie Radford is not mentioned once by Jerome et al

Bovines 2
Bovines 2

Constable all four.

4321
1234 away.

UE
SAS troops infiltrate the Oxford end, and with some Andy McNab style tear gas, ensure that the home support is left weeping into their bulls milk.

OUFC 2-0 Hereford
Beano, M.Green
3,678. 1,313

&quotwightyellow&quot wrote:Bovines 2
Bovines 2

Constable all four.

4321
1234 away.

UE
SAS troops infiltrate the Oxford end, and with some Andy McNab style tear gas, ensure that the home support is left weeping into their bulls milk.

Bulls Milk.. YUK.

Hereford 0 Oxford 2 (Constable, Green). Attendance 3,400. Away crowd 1,300.

Unexpected event: We find ourselves in a League 2 play off spot.

United 1 (fleetwood) United 2 (Hall, Craddock)

Crowd 3,963 away 1,231

UE despite 1,000 away support for the fourth game running the home support still is comfortably bigger

Hereford 1 (Fleetwood). Thereford 1 (Craddock).

3450 (1150)

UE: Away stand evacuated as temporary structure found to be unstable.

Heretics 0 Oxenfordians 1.


Josh Payne.


Att: 4,256 1,258 from Oxfordshire, and beyond.


UE:- A large Bullock that was brought onto the pitch prior to the match escapes at H/T and smashes into the home sides supporters Club, all three members escape unhurt.

Them 1 Us 2

Fleetwood, Craddock, Beano

Att: 3500 with 1300 mighty yellows

UE: One of the officials is taken to hospital

Wales 1 England 3

Fleetwood / Craddock, Beano x2

3890 (1299)

UE: All goals scored from outside the box

China Shop 0 No Yoke 2
Beano, Hezza
3456 (1234)

UE: Oxford score a goal in their light-blue away kit.