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Hog
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Post by Hog »

Mmm, do we predict the final result or the score after 90 mins? This is our last chance to post so we're going to give the score at 90.

HOG

0-0 after 90.
3444
444
UE: United score 6


HOGLETTE

Win 1-0 after 90
Constable
4004
456
UE: A corner flag is knocked out of the ground (ground, not stadium!) by the ball.
Geoff
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Post by Geoff »

Oxford 0 Bristol Rovers 1 (Hoskins). Attendance 5,000. Away crowd 475.

Unexpected event: Martin O'Neill is seen in the South Stand. :shock:
Radley Rambler
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Post by Radley Rambler »

Us 1 Them 2

Constable, Hoskins, Blizzard

Att: 5,400 with 540 away

UE: Blizzard scores during a blizzard
Baboo
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Post by Baboo »

1-2
Midson / Hoskins 2
4500
500
UE: All the away fans are Somalian.
Baboo Junior
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Post by Baboo Junior »

Oxford 1 Bristol City 0
Constable
5005
404

UE: A wild clearance is caught by the wind and the ball seems to be lost forever, however it washes up on the Australian coast a month or so later.
Boogie
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Post by Boogie »

Oxford 2 Bristol ROVERS 0
Constable, Heslop
5025
525

UE: Rovers play in their home shirts which makes side on decision making for the officials impossible.
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GodalmingYellow
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Post by GodalmingYellow »

Oxford 1 Brizzle 0

Constable

6,892 of which 431 from them

Brizzle's away kit is the uniform of Captain Jack Sparrow
BigCrompy
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Post by BigCrompy »

United 2 Rovers 1

Constable, Green. Kuffour.

6400 fans inc 750 bumpkins on tractors.

UE - Long John Silver, Jack Sparrow and Cap'n Hook all miss their first Rovers match in fourteen seasons due to a sudden 'Gas leak' in the away end. Kuffour's late consolation comes from a pinpoint cross from Blackbeard on the starboard bow.
A-Ro
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Post by A-Ro »

1 - 0 5432 432 Beano

The game is held up for 6 mins 43 secs following a fight between the players of both teams.
Yankee Clipper
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Post by Yankee Clipper »

Oxford 1 Bristol Rovers 0

Constable

5650 (600)

U/E When we score one or more of the players does a Chris Wilder &quotslide&quot towards the bench
Paul Cooper
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Post by Paul Cooper »

Oxford 2 Rovers 0 (Hall and Heslop)

Crowd 4,550 (521 away fans)

UE Ryan Clarke throws the ball in his own net as he still has a sft spot for Rovers.
recordmeister
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Post by recordmeister »

Scholars 1 - 0 Pirates

Midson

4,444 - 444

UE: Alfie Potter won't pass the ball to Constable as he believes he is an actual policeman.
OUFC4eva
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Post by OUFC4eva »

United 1-0 Rovers

Midson

Att: 5,198 (580)

UE: Patto is interviewed post match and says yet again - &quotI gotta be honest wi'ya&quot
theox
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Post by theox »

Oxford 2-1 Bristol
Midson/Hall - Duffy
6,490 (743)

UE - one of the new 12th Man signs falls down.
Out of the gloom
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Post by Out of the gloom »

Oxford 3 Bristol 0

Constable, Green and Deering

4900 (700)

UE: Patterson ends up on his backside whilst retrieving the ball and is helped up by someone from the Oxford bench.
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