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Pe├▒a Oxford United
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Post by Pe├▒a Oxford United »

Stags 1 (o.g.) Staggeringly bad 0

2222 111

A chorus of supporters sings as Mickey Lewis mourns the departure of his colleague: he is so grief-stricken he is only able to repeat Patterson's name over and again. He sends the supporters away, but then a text message arrives telling him that he may go and look for Patterson in the dole office and bring him back, provided that he does not look him in the face until both are returned. However, when he gets to the dole office they will not admit him and they threaten him with a guard dog.
entirely disenchanted
Snake
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Post by Snake »

Them 2 (Stallard, Jason Lee) Us 1 (Constable)

Att: 2501 with 301 of Us

UE: Patto is seen sitting in their dugout. Jim is seen sober at 10 p.m.
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Post by Sideshow Rob »

Stags Stumble 0 Smith Bounce 3 (Constable, Yemi, Hutchinson)

2,347 (260)

UE. The referee and assistants don kits with matching tights and gloves.
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Post by boris »

Antlers 2 Horns 0
Oh, I dunno, Jeannin 2 (why not)
1234 (321)

UE: The first Smith Out chant is heard before half time

UE: The first We Want Patto Back chant is heard just after half time

UE: Everyone agrees that the ref had a fine game, even though he really is a Sunday League referee

UE: After the game the Mansfield supporters display excellent sportsmanship and come over to shake the hands of the Oxford supporters, and nary a threat nor a rude word is uttered
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Post by Baboo »

2-0
Jeanin 2
2222
150
Expected event - game off due to freezing conditions so this is all academic anyway.
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Post by Hog »

Lose
0-2 (Day og, Lee)
2008
123
UE: Games isn't abandoned as soon as Oxford take the lead, Oxford don't start as 532, Yemi starts as a fullback in a Burgess kind of way, and I go to the game.
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Post by A-Ro »

0 - 0 3000 300

UE we win on telly.
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Post by Yellow River »

1-1

Sinclair, Guy.

2378 (278)

UE. Patto is seen sitting with the Oxford fans wearing an Oxford shirt and scarf. After racing into a 5-0 lead he promptly leads the singing - the most popular chant being &quotthey're an honest bunch of lads, they're not a bunch of cads, and now you're goin' to believe me, and now you're goin' to believe me, and now you're goin' to believe meeeeeeeeee, they're an honest bunch of lads&quot
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Post by theox »

Mansfield 2-1 Oxford
Lee, Jeannin - Guy
2,004 (297)

UE - the game is played in glorious moonshine.
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Post by scooter »

1 - 0
Jeannin
1998 ( 198 )

UE Jim mistakes Sam Deering for the mascot and sends him to sit with his parents in the stand.
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Post by Mooro »

No optimism for this game at all....

Mansfield 3 Oxford 0
(Jeannin, Lee, Stallard)
Att 2461 Away 212

UE - Smith selects any current/former youth players in the XVI.
UE2 - Smith plays 442
UE3 - PAtterson in the commentary team for RadOx
Shoobedoo
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Post by Shoobedoo »

O Deer 2 – 0 Oh Dear
Jeannin, Blackwood

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243

UE: Matt Day back on transfer list as Jim reverts to 5-3-2 and no wide men.
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Post by Geoff »

Mansfield Stags 2 (Sinclair, Lee) Oxford Bags 1 (Constable). Attendance 2,600. Away crowd 250.

Unexpected event: Darren Patterson is announced as manager of Sunderland.
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Post by Radley Rambler »

Them 1 Us 0

Stallard

Att: 2500 with 250 yellows
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Post by Zeke »

Them 0 Us 1 Constable 2378 398
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