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Not the Dorchester I used to cycle to on Sundays 0 Not the team I used to watch on Saturdays 5 (o.g. 5)
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UE: Oxford fans travelling to the game by car find themselves held up, their journey becoming slower and slower as they get into rural Dorset: they are then caught in a storm, and when it finishes their cars are stuck behind a herd of dairy cows. Finally, in frustration, they abandon their cars for horses and arrive at the ground at the gallop.
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UE: Oxford fans travelling to the game by car find themselves held up, their journey becoming slower and slower as they get into rural Dorset: they are then caught in a storm, and when it finishes their cars are stuck behind a herd of dairy cows. Finally, in frustration, they abandon their cars for horses and arrive at the ground at the gallop.
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Turley (9 ogs) Turley (pen)
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UE: Turley takes to the field wearing a clown's nose, clown's boots, and clown's gloves, which he forgets to remove during the game. He also wears a blindfold.
2,000 Oxford supporters descend on Dorchester, only realising five minutes before kick off that they should have gone to the one in Dorset.
Turley (9 ogs) Turley (pen)
1111 (333)
UE: Turley takes to the field wearing a clown's nose, clown's boots, and clown's gloves, which he forgets to remove during the game. He also wears a blindfold.
2,000 Oxford supporters descend on Dorchester, only realising five minutes before kick off that they should have gone to the one in Dorset.
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Of course, five minutes after kick-off the supporters who go to Dorset will realise that..."boris" wrote:2,000 Oxford supporters descend on Dorchester, only realising five minutes before kick off that they should have gone to the one in Dorset.
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UE points witheld until such point as it can be determined whether this is our cackiest season ever or not."Snake" wrote:Them 0 Us 2 (Guy, Constable)
Att: 1234 with 345 of Us
UE1: A herd of wildebeest briefly hold up the penalty shoot out.
UE2: It doesn’t turn out to be the biggest pile of cack in our cackiest season ever.
UE3: It turns out to be the biggest pile of cack in our cackiest season ever.
Dorcs 9 - 1 Dregs
Mudge (9), Yemi (pen)
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UE: Biggest cheer of the night is reserved for Yemi's consolation penalty. No Oxford fans are there to witness it, having long since left to throw themselves off Portland Bill. Bob The Builder is the new manager of Oxford United (can he fix it? er no).
Mudge (9), Yemi (pen)
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UE: Biggest cheer of the night is reserved for Yemi's consolation penalty. No Oxford fans are there to witness it, having long since left to throw themselves off Portland Bill. Bob The Builder is the new manager of Oxford United (can he fix it? er no).