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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:54 am
by Ancient Colin
Bulls 0 Oxen 0
No one
3,456, 1131
The squad find themselves trapped in a cavern with no Lights: there seems no hope but the Beast calls out Stop your sobbing and Rolls away the stone. Emerging blinking into the light, they are then overwhelmed by a raging torrent as the river rises and washes away hope and expectation. "Wye? Wye?" wonders Creighton.
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:40 am
by Sackcloth Ox
Bulls 1 (Rabihou) OUFC 3 (Hall/Craddock/Payne)
3,199 (1072 U's)
UE: Temporary stand collapses.
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:01 pm
by theox
Hereford 0-0 Oxford
3,653 (1,200)
UE - The bull is, in fact, a cow.
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:03 pm
by Baboo Junior
Hereford 0 Oxford 1
Craddock
3690
1215
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:19 pm
by A-Ro
Hereford 0 Oxford 2 Beano Craddock 3456 1234
UE. Jake Wright sustains an unfortunate injury whilst slipping on the ordure remaining from the half time game of "Pick the square that the Hereford Mascot will deposit in first"
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:13 pm
by Mally
Them 0 Us 3
Beano, Potter, Craddock
3150, 1120
UE - I don't get zero points for the UE
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:05 pm
by Zeke
Them 0 Us 2 Heslop Constable 3398 1254
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:10 pm
by John Byrne's Underpants
0-2
Constable, Potter
3975
999
UE: Free cider is on offer for the 1000th away fan.
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:35 pm
by slappy
Here 1 : There 6
(Fleetwood 1: Craddock 1, Constable 2, Heslop 3)
Att: 4,313 (away 1,299)
UE: Olly the Ox gets mounted pre-match by a real Hereford bull
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:56 pm
by scooter
Us 2 Them 1
Craddock, Green. Fleetwood
3486
1186
UE An ex Hereford chairman comes looking for me in the crowd to try and recover the cost of repairs to the company car I handed back some twenty years ago when I left his company.
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:23 pm
by Peterorange
(Hereford) Cows 0 Oxen 2 (Beano, Craddock)
Att 3644 (1044)
UE: Hereford keeper is sent off.
Re:
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:38 pm
by Hog
"Peterorange" wrote:(Hereford) Cows 0 Oxen 2 (Beano, Craddock)
Att 3644 (1044)
UE: Hereford keeper is sent off.
Even if it happens you'll NEVER get a point for that!
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:41 pm
by Hog
HOG
0-2 Constable, Craddock
3333
1299
UE: The temporary stand is nicked overnight
HOGLETTE
0-1 Heslop
3462
1300
UE: Sam Deering goes to Hertford by mistake.
Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:57 pm
by Baboo
0-2 (Beano / Craddock)
3250
1250
UE: The games starts in bright sunshine but by half time it is raining ... cider.
Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:49 am
by Out of the gloom
Hereford 1 Oxford 1
Worley og, Constable
3000 (1212)
UE: A penalty is incorrectly awarded after a player trips over a sprouting root vegetable. The subsequent penalty is missed – natural justice.