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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:54 am
by Ancient Colin
Bulls 0 Oxen 0
No one

3,456, 1131

The squad find themselves trapped in a cavern with no Lights: there seems no hope but the Beast calls out Stop your sobbing and Rolls away the stone. Emerging blinking into the light, they are then overwhelmed by a raging torrent as the river rises and washes away hope and expectation. &quotWye? Wye?&quot wonders Creighton.

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:40 am
by Sackcloth Ox
Bulls 1 (Rabihou) OUFC 3 (Hall/Craddock/Payne)

3,199 (1072 U's)

UE: Temporary stand collapses.

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:01 pm
by theox
Hereford 0-0 Oxford
3,653 (1,200)

UE - The bull is, in fact, a cow.

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:03 pm
by Baboo Junior
Hereford 0 Oxford 1
Craddock
3690
1215

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:19 pm
by A-Ro
Hereford 0 Oxford 2 Beano Craddock 3456 1234

UE. Jake Wright sustains an unfortunate injury whilst slipping on the ordure remaining from the half time game of &quotPick the square that the Hereford Mascot will deposit in first&quot

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 1:13 pm
by Mally
Them 0 Us 3

Beano, Potter, Craddock

3150, 1120

UE - I don't get zero points for the UE

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:05 pm
by Zeke
Them 0 Us 2 Heslop Constable 3398 1254

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:10 pm
by John Byrne's Underpants
0-2

Constable, Potter

3975
999

UE: Free cider is on offer for the 1000th away fan.

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 2:35 pm
by slappy
Here 1 : There 6
(Fleetwood 1: Craddock 1, Constable 2, Heslop 3)
Att: 4,313 (away 1,299)
UE: Olly the Ox gets mounted pre-match by a real Hereford bull

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:56 pm
by scooter
Us 2 Them 1

Craddock, Green. Fleetwood

3486

1186

UE An ex Hereford chairman comes looking for me in the crowd to try and recover the cost of repairs to the company car I handed back some twenty years ago when I left his company.

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:23 pm
by Peterorange
(Hereford) Cows 0 Oxen 2 (Beano, Craddock)
Att 3644 (1044)

UE: Hereford keeper is sent off.

Re:

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:38 pm
by Hog
&quotPeterorange&quot wrote:(Hereford) Cows 0 Oxen 2 (Beano, Craddock)
Att 3644 (1044)

UE: Hereford keeper is sent off.
Even if it happens you'll NEVER get a point for that!

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 5:41 pm
by Hog
HOG

0-2 Constable, Craddock
3333
1299
UE: The temporary stand is nicked overnight

HOGLETTE

0-1 Heslop
3462
1300
UE: Sam Deering goes to Hertford by mistake.

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:57 pm
by Baboo
0-2 (Beano / Craddock)
3250
1250
UE: The games starts in bright sunshine but by half time it is raining ... cider.

Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:49 am
by Out of the gloom
Hereford 1 Oxford 1
Worley og, Constable

3000 (1212)

UE: A penalty is incorrectly awarded after a player trips over a sprouting root vegetable. The subsequent penalty is missed – natural justice.