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Re:

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:13 am
by JoeyBeauchamp
&quotrecordmeister&quot wrote:Scholars 1 - 0 Pirates

Midson

4,444 - 444

UE: Alfie Potter won't pass the ball to Constable as he believes he is an actual policeman.
:lol:

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:15 am
by JoeyBeauchamp
Oxford 1-0 Rovers
Constable
5,107 (600)

UE: Wilder is not at the game as he is taking over the Aston Villa reins

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:34 am
by Snake
Us 1 (Constable) Them 0

Att: 4567 with 456 of Them

UE: Richard Branson spotted in the Directors Box

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:02 am
by slappy
Virgin trains 0 BR 2
(hoskins, duffy)
Att 3987 (away 298)

UE: Nobody knows what happens if it is nil nil after 90 minutes.

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:27 am
by Kernow Yellow
Wild Things 0 Trolls 1
Hoskins
4,985 (675)

Alfie Potter scores a goal and pretends to stab Mitchell Cole in a pre-rehearsed celebration.

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:30 am
by Peterorange
Back home 2 Roving 1 (Philliskirk 2)

Att 5549 (342)

UE: A ray of setting sun illuminates Creighton causing an angelic effect and a whole new religion to be set up. The Beast eventually leaves Oxford and takes his followers to set up a commune on Shotover Hill.

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:38 am
by boris
Blue Stripes 0 Blue Halves 3
Worley (3 ogs)
5,555 (555)

UE: After suffering their heaviest defeat in years there is an outbreak of mass suicide among the Rovers fans the people in the downstairs flat are no longer there now because they left their Gas tops on.

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:14 pm
by Shoobedoo
Come on Eileen 1 - 0 Goodnight Irene
Constable

5,337
336

UE: Patto sits in wrong dugout.

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:46 pm
by Ancient Colin
Mortar Board 0 Gas Board 2
Blizzard Hoskins

5432 555

The knives are out for Wilder after this, but Alfie is restrained by the admirable Creighton who, patiently and resignedly, mutters the old lie, dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:59 pm
by scooter
Us2 them 1

Constable, Cole, Hoskins

4998
286

UE I am ejected from the SSU ( free tickets from Carling ) for sucking a boiled sweet too loudly.

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:01 pm
by Zeke
Us 1 Them 0 Constable 4758 684

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:16 pm
by Roo
Us 1 (Hall) Them 2 (Kuffour &amp O.G.)
Attn 5000 with 400 from there.

U.E. The teams run out to 'Like A Virgin'

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:49 pm
by John Byrne's Underpants
0-0

4966

424

UE: Nathan introduces a new playlist.

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:00 pm
by Mooro
2-0(Deer thing &amp Wor Lass)
3411
312

UE - Rovers forget their kit so borrow our new away strip. On hearing this news, Wilder dispenses with the keeper and three defenders (leaving one to take goal kicks) in the knowledge that the visitors will not score.

Re:

Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:44 pm
by GodalmingYellow
&quotSnake&quot wrote:Us 1 (Constable) Them 0

Att: 4567 with 456 of Them

UE: Richard Branson spotted in the Directors Box
Given the teaming up with Virgin today, I wouldn't class that as an unexpected event.