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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:27 pm
by Geoff
Dorchester 0 Oxford 2 (Guy, Constable). Attendance 950. Away crowd 225.

Unexpected event: Darren Patterson is lifted shoulder high by the players and paraded in front of the away supporters. The celebrations are spoiled by DP receiving a vote of confidence from the Chairman. DP is immediately lifted aloft by the Dorchester players and paraded in front of the home supporters as their next manager.

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:25 pm
by Roo
Us 1 (Deering) Them 2 (O.G. Marsh-Brown)
attn 1600 with 250 from here

U.E. Deering kisses is boots as a thank you to the fans who bought them.

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:21 pm
by Ancient Colin
Dorchestra 1 Oxfugue 0
Moss

850, 200

Oxford run out to the Dies Irae from the the Verdi requiem. Four players are left behind when the coach leaves. This does not feature in the Guardian 21 years later.

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:12 pm
by Parklife12
Us win 2-1. Deering &amp Constable, Mudge. 1000 and 234

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:17 pm
by Frank
Us win 3-0. Guy x 2 and Constable. 1357 &amp 257

UE: A streaker runs on the pitch.

Shane: 1-1. Guy. 1299 &amp 265

April: 2-1. Deering and Guy. 1367 &amp 289

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:22 pm
by Zeke
Them 0 Us 1 1145 369 Trainer

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:46 pm
by Mally
Dorks 0 Oxford 2

Constable, Hutchinson

773
288

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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:56 pm
by Hog
&quotHog&quot wrote:0-1
Day gets the last touch
1234
200
UE: You mean apart from Utd winning? Turley scores at the 'right' end, Trainer plays up front with Deering. And Patterson leaves his post by, dunno, midday tomorrow? And to make it even more unexpected ... he doesn't resign!
Just realised this is a bit ambiguous: I mean we lose 0-1 to a Day og

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Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:09 pm
by Snake
&quotA-Ro&quot wrote:
&quotSnake&quot wrote:Them 0 Us 2 (Guy, Constable)

Att: 1234 with 345 of Us

UE1: A herd of wildebeest briefly hold up the penalty shoot out.
UE2: It doesn’t turn out to be the biggest pile of cack in our cackiest season ever.
UE3: It turns out to be the biggest pile of cack in our cackiest season ever.
UE points witheld until such point as it can be determined whether this is our cackiest season ever or not.
Unless of course it goes to penalties and the Wildebeest turn up.

Not that it will of course, as we're now 1-0 down.

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:21 pm
by Matt D
c'mon you wildebeest.

anyone planning to be in the ROL chat room, or are you just ringing the smaritans?

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:31 pm
by Snake
I’ve forgotten the secret password to that room. It’s something like “sad bastard

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:41 pm
by Matt D

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:41 pm
by Hog
jabberwock

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:46 pm
by Hog
Two sad bastards typing in unison!

Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:04 pm
by nick_OUFC
If I was there I would be ripping down the net a la macclesfield. Fan intervention on a scale that's never since been matched 8)