Clarkson's bad hat joke
Clarkson's bad hat joke
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Intelligence Men: Constable, Chapman
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UE: A strange-looking man tries to persuade Leven to remember a tune. After a few set-piece comedy interludes, the tune is identified and the plot switches to a performance of Swan Lake. Montano, masquerading as a Russian, adopts a broad Scottish highland accent during the ballet performance itself, CW and ML, dressed in Egyptian costumes, get mixed up in the "Dance of the Little Swans". Finally, however, the villain is unmasked and all is well. Doobs returns happily to his coffee bar.
Intelligence Men: Constable, Chapman
7,200 (300)
UE: A strange-looking man tries to persuade Leven to remember a tune. After a few set-piece comedy interludes, the tune is identified and the plot switches to a performance of Swan Lake. Montano, masquerading as a Russian, adopts a broad Scottish highland accent during the ballet performance itself, CW and ML, dressed in Egyptian costumes, get mixed up in the "Dance of the Little Swans". Finally, however, the villain is unmasked and all is well. Doobs returns happily to his coffee bar.
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Is he a Geordie then?"wightyellow" wrote:Tony capaldi makes his forst start of the season.
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UE - My ex-landlady from when I was at uni up the road spots me and demands the 57p for the lightbulb that blew in my room the day I moved out...(Her husband ran Battersbys coaches, who may well be driving the team down to the game, so I'll be keeping an eye out)
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As Lord Wilder glowers in enforced absence, Master Lewis reminds his troops of the Evans maxim of self-support in the face of adversity. The well-armed yellow train band (Master Leven excluded as his arms be not well) get their retaliation in first, seizing the potted foodstuffs of their opponents at pistol and knife point and consuming them triumphantly. Master Clarke saves another penalty, but to no avail as fans do rail and wail at the three point fail.
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As Lord Wilder glowers in enforced absence, Master Lewis reminds his troops of the Evans maxim of self-support in the face of adversity. The well-armed yellow train band (Master Leven excluded as his arms be not well) get their retaliation in first, seizing the potted foodstuffs of their opponents at pistol and knife point and consuming them triumphantly. Master Clarke saves another penalty, but to no avail as fans do rail and wail at the three point fail.
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