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Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:11 am

Yellow Blancmange 0 Wasps Nest Soup 2 (Ainsworth Rendell)

8,950 (1600)

UE: After being inspired by a cookery programme featuring Blumenthal, Chris Wilder goes all experimental with Doble and Woodley the two strikers on from the start, LSD recalled in midfield with Burge, two wingers in Hackney and Potter and a new back four of Sangare and Beano as centre backs with Maclean and Craddock as full backs. Eastwood starts in goal.

wightyellow · Post by **wightyellow** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:38 am

ridiculous UE: thats 4-4-2!

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:53 pm

Us 2 (Constable, Craddock) Them 1 (Rendell)

Att: 9876 with 1567 of Them

UE: No one moans on RadOx after the game should we lose.

broke and obscure · Post by **broke and obscure** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:04 pm

Knowers 3 Wanderers 2

9544 (1502)

UE: No-one moans on RadOX after the game should we WIN

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:11 pm

Dull and uninspiring 0 - 0 Just what the second biggest crowd of the season wanted.

10000 2000

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:51 pm

Us 1 them2

Craddock, Rendell, Ainsworth

Att: 9000 with 1600 from 20 miles away (impressive!! Not.

BigCrompy · Post by **BigCrompy** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 3:32 pm

Be there, who knows what you might miss? 1-1 WhyCome, Wankers?

MacLean. Johnson

8800 with 1700 non-league fans enjoying their match of the season.

UE:despite being comprehensively outplayed, WhyCome? find a technicality to whine about and are awarded the points due to one of United's bellboys wearing odd socks. Meanwhile, WhyCome? attribute this success to a second hand inanimate wooden totem with little relevance to football - but this isn't to last as Gary Waddock loses the last fives games of the season.

Yankee Clipper · Post by **Yankee Clipper** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:43 pm

Oxford 3 Wycombe 1

Constable Craddock MacLean
Beavon

9750 (1500)

Parklife12 · Post by **Parklife12** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:22 pm

OUFC 2-1 Wycombe
Beano, MacLean - Rendell
10,795 - 1,852

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:34 pm

Seat of Learning 1 Chairs 3
Constable, Rendell, Betsy, Ainsworth
9,876 1,567

Bull defies Ox as penalties go missing shock horror. Wilder sobs and explains how big boys Jack and Mark used to tease him about being a small ginger, bringing on a recurrence of bedwetting. He takes his ball home and refuses to play anymore. Wycombe's return sees the money thrown at Mooney mysteriously reappear in the goalmouth, taking the form of an inverted horseshoe. AC tries to recall the lyrics to Calexico's gypsy's curse before remembering it is an instrumental.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:25 pm

Newcomers 0 Established League Club 2
Rendell &amp Ainsworth
8600
1500
UE: The points deducted from the Bulls 'n Gulls are seen blowing over the West End fence. Olly the Ox makes a spectacular catch, hands them to Mick Brown. Mick pops them in an envelope. Puts the enveolpe in the safe until Monday morning when he drives to FL HQ and hands them over - after obtaining a signature of course - claiming finders keepers, and we're right back in it.

Baboo Junior · Post by **Baboo Junior** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:44 pm

2-1
Constable MacLean Rendell
9200
1500

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:05 pm

Oxford 2 (Constable, MacLean) Wycombe 1 (Rendell). Attendance 9,000. Away crowd 1,500.

Hoglette · Post by **Hoglette** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:14 pm

1-0 win
Macca
9,403
1,671

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:20 pm

Us 2 Them 2 MacClean Constable Rendell Pitman 9612 1547

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