Oh Cobblers the Hat!!

Yankee Clipper · Post by **Yankee Clipper** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:38 pm

Northampton 0 Huge Hampton 2

MacLean, Constable

5300 (1600)

U/E No Bookings

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:50 pm

Ham 2 Ox 1
Harrad, McKenzie, Constable
5111, 1550

Signed for the season, MacLean instantly turns into a donkey and is last seen trudging into the wooded distance with a lumpy green figure by his side. Arriving at Franklin Gardens, Oxford are surprised by the size and tactics of the fifteen Northampton players and wish they still had Creighton in the squad. Wilder resigns due to family reasons and is replaced by Alan Johnson as manager. The rejected Midson wonders, when the mast becomes a flagpole, what becomes of me?

Aylesbury Rich · Post by **Aylesbury Rich** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:07 pm

Town 1-3 Gown

Harrad - Constable, Craddock, Clist

Att 6590 (1600)

UE- Beano isn't caught offside once.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:19 pm

Them 0 Us 1 Craddock 6845 1600

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:54 pm

0 - 0 5678 987

Several of the travelling hoarde trust the directions to Northampton as supplied by the new matchday programme team and turn up at half time.

wightyellow · Post by **wightyellow** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:17 pm

N'ampton 1- Oxton 6
Mclean, Craddock, Hall

UE's
Midson misses six good chances
The former premiership referee gives six penalties
Beano Misses all six
Wilder makes six tactial changes
We still score six and noithamton change the name of the ground to sevenfields.

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:34 pm

Them 0 Us 2

Constable, Craddock

At: 5200 with 1600 away fans

Sackcloth Ox · Post by **Sackcloth Ox** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:35 pm

Cobblers 1 (Harrod) U's 2 (Craddock/Batt)

5,802 (1598 of us)

UE: Deering plays.

Joey's Toe · Post by **Joey's Toe** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:54 pm

Cobblers 1 - 1 Awls
(Holt Clist)
4927, of whom 833 will be wearing inferior footwear.
UE: Boris is sacked from his new communications role for condoning phone-tapping.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:07 pm

Them 1 (Herbert) Us 1 (Maclean)

Att: 5678 with 1499 of Us

UE: We win 10 nil and all the Northampton fans throw their shoes onto the pitch at the end of the game in some form of ancient religious protest. Both the ref and a lino are injured and have to be replaced.

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:09 pm

Town 0 Town (&amp Gown) 1

Beano

5,850 (1,600)

UE: Midson still starts with Beano on the bench

slappy · Post by **slappy** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:56 pm

Express Lifts 1 : Seacourt Towers 2
(Harrad : Constable, Craddock)
Att 6,453 (away 1600)
UE: Maclean, Maclaren and Kinniburgh all have IRN-BRU water bottles instead of Lucozade.

Kernow Yellow · Post by **Kernow Yellow** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:43 pm

0-0
5,678 (1,584)

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:14 am

HOG

Win 2-1
Harrod, Maclean, Craddock
6123
1616
UE: After the Lord Mayors Show ...

HOGLETTE

Win 2-1
Harrod, Craddock, Heslop
5999
1617
UE: Midson hat-trick

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:18 am

1-1
Harrad / MacLean
5800
1700

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