CAmbridge Hat

[Ancient Colin]

How's that unexpected?

Well, it might not be unexpected, but it has to be unusual. And, as for snow, see weather report.

[slappy]

At least two Cambridge professors stand shivering on the away terrace.

How's that unexpected?

Well, it might not be unexpected, but it has to be unusual. And, as for snow, see weather report.

Would be very unexpected now. And a new low in the top 20 lowest away attendances.

[Hog]

How's that unexpected?

Well, it might not be unexpected, but it has to be unusual. And, as for snow, see weather report.

Aah, sorry! With old age setting in I thought the U was unexpected, not unusual. I'm going to have to write that down somewhere so I don't embarrass myself with the same mistake later on! (I just hope I can remember where I write it!).

[SmileyMan]

Cambridge P - P Oxford
0 (0 away)
UE: the match is called off due to snow.

Do I win a prize?

[Ancient Colin]

I thought the U was unexpected, not unusual.

I have no idea which it is! That's what you get for not having a written constitution. I'm assuming that Frank is following standard procedures and never awarding points for it anyway.