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Hutchinson (who else!)
Att: 1800 with 25 away.
UE: Mick Brown brings out a fax machine into the centre circle before kick-off to register the on-loan defenders so that he has 1800 witnesses. He then asks everyone present to sign a witness decleration form.
Hutchinson (who else!)
Att: 1800 with 25 away.
UE: Mick Brown brings out a fax machine into the centre circle before kick-off to register the on-loan defenders so that he has 1800 witnesses. He then asks everyone present to sign a witness decleration form.
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Sappleton, Constable
2,678 of which 54 from York
UE: Mick Brown brings out a fax machine into the centre circle before kick-off to register the on-loan defenders so that he has 1800 witnesses. He then asks everyone present to sign a witness declaration form.
He then sends the fax but has put the registration in upside down so everything transmitted is blank.
Sappleton, Constable
2,678 of which 54 from York
UE: Mick Brown brings out a fax machine into the centre circle before kick-off to register the on-loan defenders so that he has 1800 witnesses. He then asks everyone present to sign a witness declaration form.
He then sends the fax but has put the registration in upside down so everything transmitted is blank.
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Yemi, Farrell
2350 (75)
UE:- Before kick-off the players form a ring by holding hands, Mick Brown goes into the middle of the ring and starts skipping around to the song "There's a brown boy in the ring". The OUFC Secretary is then asked by Eddie Hutcninson "Show me your motion." At this point MB performs his favorite dance. which happens to be a rather slendid impression of John Travolta and 'Stayin' alive' The players all join in with the 'ah, ha, ha, ha' except Billy Turley who scowls at eveyone.
Yemi, Farrell
2350 (75)
UE:- Before kick-off the players form a ring by holding hands, Mick Brown goes into the middle of the ring and starts skipping around to the song "There's a brown boy in the ring". The OUFC Secretary is then asked by Eddie Hutcninson "Show me your motion." At this point MB performs his favorite dance. which happens to be a rather slendid impression of John Travolta and 'Stayin' alive' The players all join in with the 'ah, ha, ha, ha' except Billy Turley who scowls at eveyone.
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i hope you won't mind me submitting an UE:
UE: it transpires before the game that following their relegation to the conference, oxford's registration with the league was filled out in blue ballpoint, not black, and the club have never been properly registered as members of the league. the conference are docked a step in the footballing pyramid for each season they have fielded an inelligible club, and find themselves just ahead of the hellenic premier.
UE: it transpires before the game that following their relegation to the conference, oxford's registration with the league was filled out in blue ballpoint, not black, and the club have never been properly registered as members of the league. the conference are docked a step in the footballing pyramid for each season they have fielded an inelligible club, and find themselves just ahead of the hellenic premier.
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