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Shoobedoo · Post by **Shoobedoo** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:41 pm

Histonia 1 – 0 Hysteria
Wright

1,186
331

UE: There are more police than fans at the game as the Cambridgeshire Constabulary practices its’ crowd control ready for the Leeds cup tie.

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:55 pm

Histon 2 Hissed At 1 (Wright, Okay // Constable)
Att 1210 Away 364

UE - Patterson doesn't use extra time on Tuesday as an excuse...

Bista yellow · Post by **Bista yellow** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:15 pm

Histon 1 Piston them 2

Constable brace!

1168, away: 298

Patto lost for words apart from the usuel &quotthey're a great bunch of lads!&quot

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:38 pm

Histon 2 (Midson, Wright) Cistern 1 (Constable). Attendance 1,350. Away crowd 350.

Unexpected event: It snows and they open the first natural ski slope in Cambridgeshire!

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:03 pm

Histon 2 Hysterical 1

Midson, Wright, Constable

Att: 1200 with 350 stalwarts

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:10 pm

Them 1 Us 0 Wright 1463 394

theox · Post by **theox** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:54 pm

Histon 2-1 Oxford
Wright 2 - Haldane
991 (298)

UE - The lady referee actually officiates this game which catches everyone by surprise and the 'you should have stayed in the kitchen' chant is a shambles as no one has rehearsed.

newhinkseyyellow · Post by **newhinkseyyellow** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:06 pm

Histon 0 Oxford 1 (Haldane)

1157 (298)

UE - Histon adopt a passing game, for this fixture.

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:21 pm

Just a small hamlet near Cambridge 2 Ancient City with ideas above its station 1

Mitchell-King, Knight-Percival, Squire Sam Deering.

A crestfallen Patto casts the sword of office into a nearby lake, whereon an aethereal pale hand reaches up, grasps the sword and waves it forlornly. The mists part and a rustic row boat comes to carry the bloodied corpse of our hopes and dreams to a mystic isle. Under a mountain by a yew bough, King Dennis awaits the call to save Oxford and England

Pe├▒a Oxford United · Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:12 pm

I used to get the bus through there 1 (o.g.

I used to walk there 0

1111 333

An old Cambridge don, tired of life, twice tries to poison himself on the morning of the match, but each time stops when he is disturbed by the sound of nearby college choirs. Cursing, he is surprised when the ghost of Robert Maxwell appears. Feeling rejuvenated by his relative youth compared to Maxwell's figure, he sets out on a walk to a nearby football game, accompanied by the ghost. They stop at a pub on the edge of Cambridge, where students, villagers and members of the armed forces are all singing a song, the lyrics of which debate the relative merits of wine and beer.

Yellow River · Post by **Yellow River** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:37 pm

Histon 2 Oxford 4

Midson, Reeves, - Deering, Trainer, Constable, Yemi.

1257 (257)

Ue - The watching Leeds Utd scouts are so impressed with little Sam that they convince Gary MacAllister to slap in a £100,000 bid first thing on Monday morning.

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:40 pm

Village People 3 (Midson, Wright, Simpson) BadCompany 0
1234
321
UE: Oxford win by 3, Evans features and Deering doesn't

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:42 pm

&quotMooro&quot wrote:Histon 2 Hissed At 1 (Wright, Okay // Constable)
Att 1210 Away 364

UE - Patterson doesn't use extra time on Tuesday as an excuse...

He's already said he won't use it as an excuse - surely you believe him?

scooter · Post by **scooter** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:03 pm

Jam 3 Marmalade 1

Wright h/t, Yemi

1164

286

UE. As a gesture of solidarity with our celebrity fan Yemi eats a kangaroo testicle as part of his goal celebration.

oxfordjames · Post by **oxfordjames** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:58 pm

Histon 1 Broke 1
Wright Trainer
1509 (315)

UE: Ox don't get destroyed.

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