Kettering Hat

[Pe├▒a Oxford United]

Not rockin' 'em 1 (o.g. Rockingham Road 1 (o.g.

4444. 222.

Dawn Wylie covers the entire ticket-provision and turnstile operation on her own: &quotone at a time&quot, she asks, and working in a frenzy, she's here, there, up, down and everywhere, swifter and swifter like a thunderbolt.

[Ascension Ox]

Yellows 5 Reds 6
Constable, Guy, Constable, Guy, Constable
Rawle 7 (one wrongly disallowed for being too good)
4444 (333)

UE: Derek Dougan plays for Kettering, for old-time's sake. Oxford retaliate by bringing on Big Ron. An error in writing out the team sheets means that Matt Day plays for Kettering, and his errors lead to all Oxford's goals. All Kettering goals are screamers that Hinchliffe has no chance with. At the end of the game all home and away fans join hands and conduct a chorus of the Internationale, which foments revolutionary zeal and leads directly to the break-away Socialist Republic of Oxfordshire. Andy Cameron is first up against the wall. Andrew Smith is second.

Deek Dougan has, unfortunately, gone the way of the Norweigan Blue.

[Ascension Ox]

Yellows 5 Reds 6
Constable, Guy, Constable, Guy, Constable
Rawle 7 (one wrongly disallowed for being too good)
4444 (333)

UE: Derek Dougan plays for Kettering, for old-time's sake. Oxford retaliate by bringing on Big Ron. An error in writing out the team sheets means that Matt Day plays for Kettering, and his errors lead to all Oxford's goals. All Kettering goals are screamers that Hinchliffe has no chance with. At the end of the game all home and away fans join hands and conduct a chorus of the Internationale, which foments revolutionary zeal and leads directly to the break-away Socialist Republic of Oxfordshire. Andy Cameron is first up against the wall. Andrew Smith is second.

Deek Dougan has, unfortunately, gone the way of the Norweigan Blue.

OUFC 2 (Guy, Burnell) Kettering 1 (Seddon)

4,408 (287 Poppies.

UE: Jim Smith watches game in dug out swigging from a thermos flask.

[Snake]

Yellows 5 Reds 6
Constable, Guy, Constable, Guy, Constable
Rawle 7 (one wrongly disallowed for being too good)
4444 (333)

UE: Derek Dougan plays for Kettering, for old-time's sake. Oxford retaliate by bringing on Big Ron. An error in writing out the team sheets means that Matt Day plays for Kettering, and his errors lead to all Oxford's goals. All Kettering goals are screamers that Hinchliffe has no chance with. At the end of the game all home and away fans join hands and conduct a chorus of the Internationale, which foments revolutionary zeal and leads directly to the break-away Socialist Republic of Oxfordshire. Andy Cameron is first up against the wall. Andrew Smith is second.

Deek Dougan has, unfortunately, gone the way of the Norweigan Blue.

So he's just resting then.

[boris]

No, he's pining for the fjords.

[Snake]

Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it? Beautiful plumage.

[Dougie07]

United 3 Ketts 1

Guy x 2 (I think he regains top form tomorrow)
Constable

Seddon

Att: 4945 with 372 away

[Baboo]

Kassam Catering 2 Northants Kettering 1
Guy &amp Constable / Dempster

4400
280

[Baboo Junior]

Oxford 3 Kettering 0
Constable Carruthers Reid
4420
250

[Sideshow Rob]

Oxford 1 (Guy) Kettering 0
4,377 (277)
UE. Kettering's early season form is described as 'swings and roundabouts'.

[oxfordjames]

O's 1 Rings 1
Guy and Dempster
4,147 (148)
UE: Guy actually scores in a competitive game before promptly getting injured...

[Roo]

Us 3 (Reid, Constable, Guy) Them 3 (Dempster, Beardsley, O.G.
Attn 4500 with 420 from there.

U.E. The catering people don't have any f*ckin' choc-ices just an albatross.

[Frank]

Us win 3-0. Guy x 2 and Constable. 4455 &amp 295

April: Us win 2-0. Guy and Constable. 4600 &amp 333

[Parklife12]

Us 2-0. Guy x 2. 4427 &amp 227

[Pe├▒a Oxford United]

Bloody hell.