Zeke
I see from the latest update of the Dreamers League that the Lone Star pundit is level pegging with a certain Matt Le Tissier.
Now seeing as how your knowledge of pro football, sorry Soccer, is limited to 'David Oldfield is a God' and he is an ex International who earns his living predicting scores on Sky Sports, I think we should propose a role swap.
Might get you a free flight over to see us win promotion.