Pirelli Hatyre

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:47 pm

Burton 3 Barton 2 (Beano og, Beano og, Beano og // Beano, Beano)
3096 (474)

UE - Angered at having his headlines stolen last week, Beano goes one better with a hattrick of own goals - his plan of matching it with a another hat trick at the right end is scuppered in the last minute when his shot deflects wide off CRaddocks backside // CRaddock rips his shirt off to reveal a Swinedon one udnerneath, but no amount of badge-kissing impresses the watching PDC, who instead tells any journalist that will listen that Clarke, Leven and BAtt are all closet Slumdon fans.....

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:32 pm

We lose 1 - 0 in front of a 3000 crowd with 700 visitors.

wightyellow · Post by **wightyellow** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:12 pm

Brewers 4-3 Boaters
Duberry, Beano and JPP
3288

Peskisolido arrives late

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:31 pm

Them 1 Us 3 Kee Constable Leven Pittman 3132 589

JoeyBeauchamp · Post by **JoeyBeauchamp** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:46 pm

Them 2-2 Us

Kee (2) - Beano, Hall.

3,333 - 666

Bushy · Post by **Bushy** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:34 pm

Burton 0 Oxford 1
Pittman

2672 (562)

UE: Duberry scores a hatrick of sorts, 2 own goals and one for us...

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:53 pm

Brewers 0 Ex-Brewers 2 (Constable, JPP)

2750 (650)

UE: Youth player on bench and comes on as a sub.

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:23 pm

I hope I'm wrong but:

Them 2 Us 1

Kee (2), Pittman

Att: 3000 with 600 yellows

pottersrightboot · Post by **pottersrightboot** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:28 pm

Burton 1 (Zola) OUFC 1 (Wright)

3,122 ( 512 us)

UE: Wright scores his first ever goal for club, Beano subbed after half an hour for lack of effort, Redknapp comes to watch his investment performing on a day off from court.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:50 pm

Them 1 (Justin Richards) Us 2 (Constable, Leven)

Att : 3333 with 555 of Us

UE : Harry Redknapp hires a helicopter and hovers over the ground throwing bags of twenty pound notes onto the pitch to prove how much he loves to ‘invest’ in Oxford United.

Kernow Yellow · Post by **Kernow Yellow** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:19 pm

0-0
3,256 (707)

John Byrne's Underpants · Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:22 am

0-1

JPP

3241

601

UE: £250K worth of whisky is found in the bottom of an old store cupboard.

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:22 am

Can we have an award for most amusing UE of the season?

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:40 am

Burton 1 Oxford 0

Duberry og

3,100 of whcih 450 from Ox

UE: A Mr Thomas is written to by a bank in Monaco, to request confirmation that a cheque for £250k, signed by a Mr Merry, from an account in the name of OUFC1893, that Mr Thomas was unaware of, was intended to be presented to a Mr Maxwell. Mr Thomas replies to ask if the bank fancy a joint venture selling financial &quotplanning&quot devices, or if they could offer advice on debt management.

You couldn't make it up.

Aylesbury Rich · Post by **Aylesbury Rich** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:06 am

Burton 2-2 Oxford

Kee 2 ......constable, Pittman

Att 3769 (789)

Ue- a youth team player actually turns out for the first team