Counting my chickens Hat

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Snake
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Counting my chickens Hat

Post by Snake »

Who would like to start and who exactly (Frank) is in the lead in the 2009/2010 Hat, just out of mild interest?
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Post by Hog »

W 2-1
Beano 2, Louis
11,567
789
UE: Ref collides with player and both have to go off. Both teams spend half-time practising penalties.
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Post by GodalmingYellow »

Wember Leys 3 North Ants 0

Constable, Midson, M Green

11, 467 of which 1,201 from R&ampD

UE: The bronze ox turns out to be a Weeping Angel. The Tardis lands in the centre circle. The Doctor steps out to save us all and prevent a statuesque Oxford defence. Amy calls for Boris. As the Tardis disappears, Constable goes through one on one with the Rushden keeper beats him and stops the ball on the line, taunting the Rushden players to come and stop him. As one former Oxford player rsuhes towards the goal, Constable gets down on hands and knees and heads the ball over the line.

Brian Lee comes on the PA system proclaiming himself to be and Oxford fan and sings:

Wemberlee, Wemberlee, we're the famous Oxford United and we're going to Wemberleee.

And argumentative old sod faints at the opportunity of seeing Oxford play at Wembley in his lifetime.
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&quotGodalmingYellow&quot wrote:Wember Leys 3 North Ants 0

Constable, Midson, M Green

11, 467 of which 1,201 from R&ampD

UE: The bronze ox turns out to be a Weeping Angel. The Tardis lands in the centre circle. The Doctor steps out to save us all and prevent a statuesque Oxford defence. Amy calls for Boris. As the Tardis disappears, Constable goes through one on one with the Rushden keeper beats him and stops the ball on the line, taunting the Rushden players to come and stop him. As one former Oxford player rsuhes towards the goal, Constable gets down on hands and knees and heads the ball over the line.

Brian Lee comes on the PA system proclaiming himself to be and Oxford fan and sings:

Wemberlee, Wemberlee, we're the famous Oxford United and we're going to Wemberleee.

And argumentative old sod faints at the opportunity of seeing Oxford play at Wembley in his lifetime.
An oxymoron surely - if you weren't there in '86 you're still wet behind the ears - not old.
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Post by boris »

Wildmen 1 Edinburgians 2
Constable - Farrell, Byrne
12345 (1234)

EE: Oxford bottle it in front of a big crowd.
UE: An A43-shaped crack appears in the fabric of the universe warping time and space, and we're all transported back to 8 May 2007, only this time Ryan Clarke smashes the final penalty against the post and Jefferson Louis misses the one on one with the 'keeper. Where are all the joys of yesterday?
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Re: Counting my chickens Hat

Post by Frank »

&quotSnake&quot wrote:Who would like to start and who exactly (Frank) is in the lead in the 2009/2010 Hat, just out of mild interest?
Good shout Snake, updated league table posted.
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Post by Snake »

Us 1 (Constable) Them 2 (Farrel, Louis)

Att: 12001 with 1234 of Them


UE: We miss a penalty in the first 90 minutes, we miss a penalty in extra time, but score all of them in the shoot-out after extra time.
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Post by scooter »

Us 1 Them 1

Oxford win on penalties.

12086

1286

UE We have a decent referee
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Post by Peterorange »

Oxford 2 (Midson, Constable) Rushden 0
11344 (1222)

UE: Brian Lee investigates the crack in space and time in his office and ceases to have ever existed. Oxford get/got their 5 points back and win in the play-offs last season. So the game never happens/ed and this thread disappears up its own existence (yellow submarine).
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Post by tomoufc »

United 2 Diamonds 1 (AET)

11000 (900)

Creighton, Bulman

UE: Nothing
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Post by slappy »

Ox 1 R&ampD 0
Creighton (on 12 minutes)
Att 12,049 (away 1259)

UE: Pitch invasion after the game by 100s of people all wearing Chris Wilder masks to avoid identification.
UE2: Someone has been practising Brazilian paradinha penalties and falls flat on their face trying.
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Post by theox »

Oxford 0-0 Rushden
11,500 (1,000)

UE-Richard Money actually messes his pants when York knock out Luton.
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Post by Ancient Colin »

1-1 AET (and you know the rest)
Chapman, Tomlin
11,605, 911


Tim Henman gives an inspiring half time talk about winning semi-finals. It turns out disaster is not an imposter after all. The Beast sobs: &quothow can I be free? How can I get help? Am I really me?&quot A solemn, waiting old man tells him the truth.
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Post by Baboo Junior »

Oxford 3 Rushden 1
Constable 2, Potter, Louis
12000
1100
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Post by Mally »

Haven't done the Hat for weeks now so just an unusual event from me:

UE: A sell out crowd at home and every Oxford fan goes home happy.
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