Wilder: stop Altering 'Em HAT

[tomoufc]

Should be in the Unibond Premier 1 Should be in the Premiership 3

Midson, Green, Potter

Ue: Altricham's manager turns out to be Mark E. Smith. With his team impressing with a 1-0 lead at half-time he unexpectedly sackes half of his team at half time, leaving United to battle against the 6 man formation of Bernerd Summers, Richard Ashcroft, Ian Brown, Liam Gallagher, John Cooper Clarke and the ghost of Ian Curtis swinging from the bar.

[Snake]

Should be in the Premiership 3

We are in the Prem (according to Blue Square betting) but I’d prefer to have a taste of a Coca-Cola sponsored League next August.

The real Prem (the one sponsored by Barclays Bank) is increasingly becoming a distant memory for some #oufc fans, but I’ve got that t-shirt so I can’t complain – it’s the fans who have supported Us for less than 10 years I feel sorry for.

Time to keep the *aith. *

* = clue - it's an &quotF&quot word that needs banning on this forum.

[Sackcloth Ox]

Aka Ascension for purpose of table


Alty 1 (Denham) OUFC 1 (Potter)

1,413 (512 U's)

UE: No corners in game.

[Snake]

Aka Ascension for purpose of table

Aka &quotAFC Tim Rosser&quot?.

Don’t give up matey, as you just never know what will happen next any more than I do..

[Mooro]

Halt 6 Who Goes Where 1 (their captain, two penalties, their #9, their left back &amp their first sub // Grant)
1313
313

UE - Chris Wilder is missing from the technical area all game

[Peterorange]

Altrincham 2 Oxford 1
(Constable)
Att 1288 (466)

[boris]

Altered Images 0 Adamants 2
Constable, M Green
1441
441

UE: the lights are dimmed
everyone's so, so quiet
hoping for a sign.

[SmileyMan]

Not being saved from relegation by off-field shenanigans for once 0-2 Not being prevented from reaching the playoffs by off-field shenanigans for once
Potter, Midson
1313, 461

UE: An Irish horse doesn't win the National

[Zeke]

Them 0 Us 1 Constable 1526 487

[theox]

Altrincham 0-0 Oxford
1,487 (420)

UE - Stevenage do an 'Oxford'.

[Hog]

Mancs 1 Manky 0
Little
1400
432
UE: Ox start with an unaltered line-up

[slappy]

Alty 0 - Oxy 1
(Constable)
Att 1056 (away 223)
UE: Brian Lee changes his mind and decides that Nelthorpe playing for three different teams against us in one season is against the rules and deducts Luton 3 points.

[Snake]

Them 1 (Senior) Us 2 (Constable, Midson)

Att: 1234 with 456 of Us

UE: Constable injured and out for the rest of the season (there I’ve said it now so it can’t happen)

[tomoufc]

UE: Constable injured and out for the rest of the season (there I’ve said it now so it can’t happen)

On your head be it.

[Ancient Colin]

Alt 1 Delete 1
Senior, Grant

1234, 345

The Bridgewater canal heaves and hefts and a miasmic plague spreads across the land. Gallant knight Sir Jake and his faithful sevant Creighton lead a raggle taggle band of players (many accumulated along the way) through the smoking, gaunt, devastated land. As Wilder plays chess with a tall, hooded figure, little Sam leads the remnants of the team a merry dance on a nearby hillside.