Barrow boy's cap

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:28 am

Ox 2 Barrow 0

Constable and Green

5,878 of which 90 from Barrow.

The opposition turn up in a barrow.

SmileyMan · Post by **SmileyMan** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:16 pm

Ox 13 - 0 Barrow
Every Oxford outfield player &amp substitute scores a goal each.
6000, 52

UE: See above

(sorry, bit lazy today...

Peterorange · Post by **Peterorange** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:19 pm

Motorised Lawnmower 3 (GreenBeano 3)
Rusty Wheelbarrow 0

att 6,100 (64)

UE: we get two penalties and miss one.

Parklife12 · Post by **Parklife12** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:15 pm

OUFC 3-0 Barrow
Beano, Midson, Cook
5790
130

tomoufc · Post by **tomoufc** » Thu Nov 19, 2009 4:25 pm

Bovine Bone Marrow 0 Barrow-on-Sea 0

att 4777 away 57

UE: The whole conference season is replayed again after replays show that referees made shocking decisions in EVRY SINGLE MATCH.

slappy · Post by **slappy** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:48 am

yellow submarines 2 - nuclear submarines 0
(Constable, Midson)
Att 5555 (away 149)
UE: The Barrow team bus gets stuck in flood water and kick-off is delayed an hour

Shoobedoo · Post by **Shoobedoo** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:14 pm

Dry 1 - 0 Wet
Constable

5,337
105

UE: The opposition turn up in boats.

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:15 pm

Win 2-0
Constable, Midson
5678
78
UE: United concede 3 again and fail to convert 2 penalties

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:49 pm

Us 3 Them 0 Constable 2 Murray 5742 103

Ascension Ox · Post by **Ascension Ox** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:29 pm

Ox 2 (Constable/Cook) Barrow 1 (Bowery)
5,801 (103 Cumbrians)

UE: Turley comes on as sub.

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:44 pm

1-1
Murray Bowery
5678
86

Barrow play in striped t-shirts with a fetching onion string motive and handle the ball at every opportunity. Their team poses with berets and Gauloises after their late equaliser. Creighton sobs into his Guiness.

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:45 pm

One All (Deering/Bowery)
5002
47

UE - The two sides agree to play LEague and Cup games back to back to save on travel costs.
UE2 - A deliberate handball contributes to one of the goals

Baboo Junior · Post by **Baboo Junior** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:52 pm

Oxford 3 Barrow 0
Constable Murray Foster
5555
99

OUFC4eva · Post by **OUFC4eva** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:54 pm

U's 2-1 Barra

Jack Midson &amp Simon Clist

Jason Walker

Att: 5,250 (109)

UE: Irish tri-colours are seen all around the Kass Stad.

boris · Post by **boris** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:17 pm

Oxonians 2 Cumbrians 3
Cook, Sandwith Walker 2, Bowery
5678 (123)

UE: French tricolors are seen all around the Kas

UE2: Oxford score a late winner in a move that sees Beano deliberately handle the ball before setting up a clearly offside Midson. The wail of sanctimonious approbation can be heard as far afield as Dublin.

UE3: Wilder resigns Thomas resigns Lewis resigns Brown resigns Williams is made Head Boss of Everything.