Burton Albion Hat

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:34 pm

Can't see a thread for this so here goes.

Oxford 1 (Constable) Burton 1 (Harrad). Attendance 4,250. Away crowd 250.

Unexpected event: We don't win a third consecutive home match.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:44 pm

Us 1 Them 1 Guy, Pearson 4321 219

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:46 pm

0 - 1 Pearson 4000 200

Shoobedoo · Post by **Shoobedoo** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 2:51 pm

Droop 0 – 1 Brewers
Pearson

3,981
217

UE: The “quid for the kids

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:33 pm

Oxford win 1-0 (Clarke)
Att 4399 Away 212
UE - Power cuts out in 89th minute, but referee blows whistle to end game anyway, rather than have to go through the whole experience again.

Roo · Post by **Roo** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:33 pm

Us 1 (Constable) Then 2 (Pearson, Harad)
Attn 4545 with 300 from there.
U.E. That moron who stands behind me doesnt spend the whole match singing songs to the wrong tune or shouting 'W*anker, W*nker, W*nker, W*nker...........

newhinkseyyellow · Post by **newhinkseyyellow** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:39 pm

Us 3 (Constable, Trainer 2) Burton 1 (Don't care)

Crowd : 4516 Burton (257)

scooter · Post by **scooter** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 3:42 pm

0 - 1
Pearson
3962
186

UE The OxVox recruiting drive in the Priory is a success with one of the North Stand Boys joining for every tequila slammer Trevor Lambert downs.

18 are signed up and Trevor misses the game asleep under a bush on the site of the new hotel.

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:00 pm

Lose 1-2
Trainer, Pearson, Harrad
3999
199
UE: United win by 3 clear goals, we don't use any subs ... and Patto leaves his post by midday Monday.

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:12 pm

1-2
Constable Gilroy Harrad

4222, 223

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 4:13 pm

1-2

Constable Gilroy Harrad

4222, 223

Thanks to the last poster for making my life easy.

oxfordjames · Post by **oxfordjames** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 6:28 pm

Pale Ale 1 Real Ale 2
Yemi, Pearson, Stride

4145 (158 piss eads)

UE: All the Burton players turned up hammered after an excursion to the brewery. The Ox boys are so shocked by this, that they walk off and the BSP declares it a 2-1 victory. All media outlets conjure up a fictitious report, but we're not supposed to know that....

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:12 pm

Gone for a crap pint 0 Gone for a decent pint 3
Pearson 2 &amp Harrad
4080
250
UE: McGrogan

Yellow River · Post by **Yellow River** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:30 pm

United 2 Albion 1

Guy, Constable, (Pearson)

Att 4050 (away 195)

UE- Whilst Mr James Constable celebrates an injury time winner by hopping towards the corner flag on one leg, he can clearly be heard to say in a rather loud theatrical voice &quotWhy came I hither but to that intent?
Think you a little din can daunt mine ears? Have I not in my time heard Lions roar? Have I not heard the sea, puffed up with winds, Rage like an angry boar, chafèd with sweat? Have I not heard great ordnance in the field And heaven's arrtilery thunder in the skies? Have I not in pitchèd battle heard. Loud 'larums, neighing steeds, and trumpets clang? And do you tell me of a woman's tongue, That gives not half so great a blow to hear As will a chesnut in a farmer's fire?&quot

boris · Post by **boris** » Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:39 pm

Oxford XI 11 Burton XI 11
Constable 6 Guy 5, Morris 11
44444 (1)

UE: Game postponed because of fire.
Game postponed because of floodlight failure.
Game postponed because of molehills in the centre circle.
Game postponed because of the huge numbers of fans trying to get in.
Game postponed because of the dying rays of the setting sun glinting like steel in the sherds of our hearts, making light music in the swellings of our corpuscles, drying the tears of the burning shadows, dreaming, dreaming, dreaming...