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pottersrightboot · Post by **pottersrightboot** » Thu Apr 05, 2012 2:52 pm

Away for a week from tomorrow so here goes.

OUFC 2 (Hall/Johnson) TUFC 1 (Howe)

8,001 (382 them)

UE: Tornado destroys North Stand roof. Clarke sits in deckchair for whole of second half. TIU contributors bewail the fact that we 'let Lee Mansell go'.

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 12:11 pm

Lose 1-2
Mansell, Howe, Rendell
8008
345
UE: Morgan hat-trick

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:07 pm

Us 1 Them 1 Constable Howe 8145 423

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:43 pm

Bowlplex 2 (Rendell, Constable) - Sedate Bowls by the Sea 1 (Mansell)

7,750 (550)

UE: A rebellious young player. with a dream is to play for his country, plays by his own rules, much to the disapproval of the club. After running on the pitch with a set of bowls he is subsequently banned from competing in the sport for fifteen years by the head of the local lawn bowls association. The team, however, make a remarkable comeback thanks to experience and extravagance, while Torquay also bend the rules to the disbelief of some aussies in the crowd.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:06 pm

1-3
Morgan / Howe 2 || Mansell
7800
460
UE: Capaldi, McLaren, Wilson, &amp Tonkin, all play in an ultra defensive line up with Woodley as the lone striker. Additionally both Chapman and Whing play holding midfield roles too. Most loanees are dropped.

Kernow Yellow · Post by **Kernow Yellow** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:11 pm

River crossing 0 Riviera 0
8,228 (441)

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 7:35 pm

Us 1 Them 1

Muntano, Howe

Att: 8300 with 444 Turkeys

Hoglette · Post by **Hoglette** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:15 pm

Lose 2-0
Howe 2
7912
401

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:31 pm

Us 1 (Rendell) Them 1 (Mansell)

Att: 7777 with 222 of Them

UE: We lose and neither Wilder or Lewis do a post-match RadOx interview. Mansell presented with his League II player of the month award in front of the East Stand.

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:07 am

Oxford 1 (Rendell) Torquay 1 (Mansell). Attendance 7,900. Away crowd 250.

Unexpected event: Someone tries to get the match abandoned but nobody notices him swimming across the Thames.

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:42 am

Oxtongue 1 Turkey 2
Rendell Howe Stevens
7272, 555

Boris devotes the whole of the programme to a paean of praise to Lee Mansell and appears dressed only in a rough hessian cloak, chastising himself with wire for his earlier doubts. A rousing team talk and reorganisation from Lord Wilder transforms the game and we dominate the second half. Turkey are unable to cope with our slick throw in routines and the stream of accurate crosses, falling like arrows on the French at Agincourt.

Roo · Post by **Roo** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:43 am

Us 1 (Beano) Them 2 (Mansell &amp Howe)
Attn: 7750 with 350 from there.
U.E. We score a penalty.

Out of the gloom · Post by **Out of the gloom** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:44 am

Oxford 3 Torquay 2
Constable 2, Hall, Mansell, Wright (og)
7,200 (400)

Aylesbury Rich · Post by **Aylesbury Rich** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:36 am

Us. 0-2

Howe, Mansell

Att 6789, 405 away

Ue- we play a blinder and win by 3 clear goals

slappy · Post by **slappy** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:53 am

Oxford 4 Turkey 3
(Rendell, Montano 2, Morgan : Mansell, Howe 2)
Att: 7,489 (away 489)
UE: Two defenders sent off