Zara's wide-brimmed trilby trimmed with pheasant feathers

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 10:24 pm

Chelts 0 Oxon 1 (Constable)

6,000 (1000)

UE: As the match progresses, scenes become surreal and in black and white. Lindsay Anderson appears at half time denying that the production is running out of money. The match ends in a blackout with the word &quotif....&quot emblazoned in red on the screen.

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:32 am

2-0 (Shergar, Star (K))
5988 812
UE - MAjor discord amongst the Chipping Norton set as the Brooks's and their horsey mates support Cheltenham, DCam backs the yellows, Clarkson challenges HAmmond and May to a race around the touchline in Minis, while that tw*t from Blur sticks his head so far up his own backside he can actually smell his own kn** ch**** (Language Timothy!!).

Kernow Yellow · Post by **Kernow Yellow** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:42 am

Cheltnam 1 Oxfam 1
Burgess Constable
4,869 (1,428)

John Byrne's Underpants · Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:37 pm

0-1

Johnson

5976

1199

UE: To combat the defensive approach we've been adopting lately, Wilder packs the bench with 5 injured forwards and yet somehow we still manage to sit back and defend for the last 15 minutes.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:50 pm

Them 0 Us 1 Constable 5845 1199

Bista yellow · Post by **Bista yellow** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:25 pm

Spa 0-1 Isis

Whing

3678, 1521

U.E: A fight breaks out in the Oxford end, a policeman comes to apprehend, granddad tells him with a giggle, this meat pies not cooked in the middle, meat-pie, sausage-roll come on Oxford give us a goal!

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:32 pm

Gateway to the Cotswolds 2 Bridge of Sighs 0
Burgess &amp MacLean

3888, 1250

Lord Wilder gets the distinct sense that someone is listening, listening in, eavesdropping on everything he says. Maybe it is the click on the line before he talks, the pause before a message leaves. Even semaphore signs from the dugout seems to be picked up, the glint of glasses in the distance. Four letters, he can't decode them, decipher them. Substitutions follow to no avail, four up front one for each letter, three up front, four up front ... but who is the fifth man?

Paul Cooper · Post by **Paul Cooper** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:59 pm

2-1 them (Burgess 2, Dubes)

4,056 (1,18)

pottersrightboot · Post by **pottersrightboot** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:09 pm

Chelt 1 (Pack) OUFC 1 (Hall)
5,522 (1311 of us)

UE: Whing plays his first beardless game for the club. Jim Smith in dug out. Morgan starts crying because no one will pass to him.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:26 pm

Them 1 (Duffy) Us 2 (Constable, Johnson)

Att: 5432 with 1234 of Us

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:38 pm

Chelts 1 Us 2
Duberry og, Constable, Whing

4,121 of which 845 from the land of milk and honey

UE: Cheltenham sack their manager after the game.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:47 pm

Kemble Brewery Inn 1 The Royal Blenheim 3
Duffy / Beano, Johnson, Hall
4600
1500
UE: The players decide to have a day off and nominate a real ale house of their choice to represent them. Even though the RB is a wugby pub Oxford still manage to triumph.

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:09 pm

Them 1 Us 1

Burgess, Rendell

Att: 3750 with 1200 yellows

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 8:35 pm

Cheltenham 1 (Duffy) Oxford Utd 1 (Constable). Attendance 4,500. Away crowd 1,525.

Hoglette · Post by **Hoglette** » Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:55 pm

Win 2-1
Beano, Johnson, Maclean
4500
1500