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Radley Rambler
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Post by Radley Rambler »

Us 2 Them 1

Constable, Deering, Guy

Att: 5000 with 250 Yorkies
Yellow River
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Post by Yellow River »

Oxford 1 York 1.

Foster, Sodje.

Att 4895, Away 395.

UE- In the matchday program 'big interview' Luke Foster explains how he 'found god' , he then proceeds to head home a last minute equaliser and whilst running towards the corner flag to celebrate can clearly heard to be singing'
&quotI thought there should have been someone
But I wasn't quite sure who
It finished me to find there was no-one
That I could take my troubles to
So I knelt down by my bedside
And I started to say a prayer
It was when I asked for nothing
I could feel that there was somebody there

I'm looking still, but it's easy
'cos I know which way to go
It doesn't matter how long it takes me
'cos there's someone there to help me who knows
All the things that I am after
All the loving that I want to share
It's so hard but I don't mind
'cos there really is somebody there&quot
SmileyMan
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Post by SmileyMan »

&quotGodalmingYellow&quot wrote:UE: We end the day in the top half of BSP.
Very unexpected, given that our best possible position is 13th! :P
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Post by SmileyMan »

Big Cows 2 - 1 Little Dogs
Trainer, Constable - Farrell
5123 (222)
UE: We break the 5,000 barrier for the first time this season
UE2: Alty, Barrow, MFC and Rushden all lose, and we score big enough to overcome the goal difference to go 13th.
Baboo
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Post by Baboo »

0-2
Farrell 2
4480
250
UE: Sam Deering has a headed goal disallowed for offside
amershamwrighty
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Post by amershamwrighty »

&quotA-Ro&quot wrote:
&quotboris&quot wrote: UE: A-Ro is banned from both this forum and the KasStad for failing to provide a UE in all of his Hat posts.

Not so fast with the ASBO, O spidery one. See Here

......and apart from that, I have witnessed A-Ro being banned from places for reasons which have nothing to do with literary merit.
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Post by Snake »

My Cat 2 (Deering, Trainer) Their Cat 1 (Sodje)

Att: 4567 with 234 Them.

UE: Denis Smith tells OxVox what a bastard Kassam was in their meeting. OxVox get the room they were booked in for nowt. The owner of the club broadcasts a live video appearance from Australia to the assembled hordes.
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&quotSnake&quot wrote:The owner of the club broadcasts a live video appearance from Australia to the assembled hordes.
Well we won't be getting a fans forum with Him in attendance for a good few weeks, at least.
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&quotamershamwrighty&quot wrote:
&quotA-Ro&quot wrote:
&quotboris&quot wrote: UE: A-Ro is banned from both this forum and the KasStad for failing to provide a UE in all of his Hat posts.

Not so fast with the ASBO, O spidery one. See Here

......and apart from that, I have witnessed A-Ro being banned from places for reasons which have nothing to do with literary merit.
Hang on - I've rarely been banned from places - a pub in Aviemore springs to mind, and even then it was unjustified.
theox
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Post by theox »

Oxford 2-1 York
Haldane, Constable - Farrell
4,987 (345)

UE - A strange Druid is spotting pitchside in the first half performing incantations over the Subs. In the second half, we field four subs and no one complains...........
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Post by Mally »

X's 2 Y's 0
Dearing, Guy
4444
222

UE: In a desperate bid to raise cash each throw in/corner/goal kick is greeted with the following PA announcement:

&quotThis throw-in/corner/goal kick has been brought to you by The Wiltshire Shoemender - Cobblers to all of Slumdon (and bollocks to Reading)&quot.
Pe├▒a Oxford United
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Post by Pe├▒a Oxford United »

Oxenaforda 1 (o.g.) Eboracum 1 (o.g.)

4444 333

The midweek cold snap returns and the electricity fails again. Fans stumble about in the cold and dark, looking vainly for their car keys: their hands are frozen.
entirely disenchanted
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Post by Parklife12 »

2-0
trainer, guy
5001, 336
Baboo Junior
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Post by Baboo Junior »

Top Cat 2 Kit Kat 1
Constable Deering Sodje
4880
380
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Post by Parklife12 »

Frank 3-1
constable, guy, yemi - farrell
4821 - 345

Shane - 1-1
haldane - og
4744 - 312

April
2-1
yemi foster - sodje
4982 - 366
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