Weymouth and Salisbury Hats

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 12:38 pm

It's that time of year again when the lure of snowy hillsides gets too much for me to bear, so Alberta here I come for a week or so and if it hadn't been for the Weymouth and Salisbury games being re-arranged I wouldn't have missed a single game but hey-ho such is life.

Oxford 3 Weymouth 0 McAllister Duffy Day 4500 123
Salisbury 0 Oxford 2 Duffy McAllister 1500 500

Shoobedoo · Post by **Shoobedoo** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:03 pm

Weymouth:

Duff 2 - 0 Muff
err... Duff, Macca.

4,390
183

UE: Referee has a blinder, gets every decision right and is warmly applauded off the pitch by both sets of fans.

I'll do Sarum nearer the weekend.

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 5:19 pm

Clay 2 Sand 0

Rocky Mcallister, Stonewall Duffy

4,892 are rock hard, 341 are soft and sandy

UE: The game is called off and both teams agree to an off the cuff game of Stuck in the Mud.

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Sarum 0 Oxonia 2

Duffiticus, Fishius

MDCCCXCVII of which DCCXXVI from Isis land

UE: Patto declares himself Caesar and ruler of the Empire.

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:02 pm

Wayhay 3 (Fisher, Duffy, McAllister) Weymouth 0

4,100 (150)

UE: Sand in both goalmouths.

Sideshow Rob · Post by **Sideshow Rob** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:21 pm

Oxford 3 (McAllister 2 Duffy) Weymouth 0
4,340 (150)
UE Linesman and substitutes have to be pulled out of the mud along the South Stand touchline.

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:28 pm

Peers 2 Pier 0
McAllister, Duffy
4321
77
UE: Back to earth with a 0-0, Hutchinson starts and Jefferson Louis is guest summariser on RO whose radio car is later found crashed behind the bingo hall.

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:29 pm

Terrors 2 Terras 0

Duffy, McAllister

Att: 4,200 with 125 from Weymouth

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:31 pm

By the way Frank, I hope I got a point for that unseemly fight between Duffy and Mac for the penalty on Saturday!

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:29 pm

Weymouth Hat

Us 1 (Duffy, pen) Them 0

Att: Officially announced at 3789 with 111 of Them

UE: Mally gets it all wrong and his lead in the Hat League reduces.

Mally · Post by **Mally** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 9:33 pm

3-0 to the New U's
Trainer, McAllister, Duffy

4220 154

UE - Somebody climbs the TV gantry at the west end of the ground to watch the game.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:12 pm

3-0
Yemi, Duffy, McAllister
4400
110
UE: Turley does not get to touch the ball all game.

Ascension Ox · Post by **Ascension Ox** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 9:45 am

Ox 4 (McAllister, Duffy 2, Fisher) Weymouth 0 4,200 (147 Terras)

UE: Lap of honour after game.

theox · Post by **theox** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:07 am

Oxford 2-1 Weymouth
Duffy, McAllister - Quinn o.g
4,213 (256)

UE - Jefferson Louis, in a bit to win a contract at Oxford, streaks across the pitch to remind us of our greatest moment in recent history.

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:22 am

Ox 1 Pottery 1
McAllister, Domoraud
4,100, 145

Both new signings have mares. Vets unable to explain this breeding pattern. 3,955 fans diagnosed with bipolar disorder.

headless_pnub · Post by **headless_pnub** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 11:28 am

Ox 2 - Weymouth 0
McAllister, Duffy

4,392 (124 from Weymouth)

UE: Patto unveils 3 new signings, all defenders.