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A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:30 pm

I can't believe one hasn't been started yet

2 - 0 Duffy Macallister 5000 200

Shoobedoo · Post by **Shoobedoo** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 3:59 pm

Maid Marions 0 - 0 Robins

4,883
84 madferits

UE: The west end fence collapses and everyone gets in for free, adding an additional 5 to the attendance (who had only gone to the ozone for the cinema). 3,000 season ticket holders stage a protest demanding their money back for the game.

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:37 pm

1-0 Duffy
4012
17
UE HEathcoate accepts defeat graciously

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:41 pm

Dobbins 1 Robins 0
MacAllister (because new strikers always score on their debut for Oxford don't they?)
4321
55
UE: A new signing picks up an injury that rules them out for the rest of the season, two teammates have a shoving match to decide who takes a penalty and Hodgy sends his OBE back in protest at the booking Billy Turley gets for building a small mound with his heel from which to take a goal kick.

It'd got 0-0 written all over it.

Baboo Junior · Post by **Baboo Junior** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:05 pm

Ox 2 Alt 0
McAllister Murray
4809
81

UE Both new players impress and score on their debut and are instantly signed by Peterborough.

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:25 pm

Faulty 2 Alty 0

McAllister, Duffy

4750 with 100 from Manc

theox · Post by **theox** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:41 pm

Oxford 1-1 Altrincham
McAllister - Corcoran OG
4,124 (146)

UE - It's an exciting end-to-end game.

headless_pnub · Post by **headless_pnub** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:53 pm

Us 1 - Them 0
Duffy

4527 (79 away)

UE: Both new boys play well and the rest of the team raise their game accordingly.

UE2: The South Stand Sniper doesn't manage to get Duffy.

The Enforcer · Post by **The Enforcer** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:02 pm

Oxford United 0-1 Altrincham (Shotton)

Att: 4,000 (50)

U/E: New players start on the bench.

Mally · Post by **Mally** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:26 pm

Time to be positive

Ox 2 Alts 0
McAllister Yemi

4753 110

UE - Police chase a stolen vehicle round the car park during the game.

Ascension Ox · Post by **Ascension Ox** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:30 pm

Win 2-1. Yemi (2)

4,323 (122 from cheshire)

UE: 'vociferous' TIU and Rage on club critics mob out the prematch Oxvox members meeting. And eat all the sandwiches.

Enough hot air has been generated this week to send Duffy into gentle orbit round the moon.

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:52 pm

Optimism? What's that then?

Lose 0-1
Peyton places it.
4,666 watch, 99 happy and 4567 wishing they had norovirus

Oxford have no shots on target
A lurcher appears on the field, scrabbles around in the goalmouth and runs off with a bone in its mouth.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:35 pm

Us 3 (Yemi, Duffy, McAllister) Them 1 (Senior)

Att: 5000 with 100 of Them

UE: At the best attended OxVox meeting ever they pass a motion condemning the club about their marketing of the 2008 club calendar - http://www.oxvox.org.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=100 .

Scooter then loses his cool about mugs http://www.oxvox.org.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=98

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:05 pm

Us 1 Them 0 McAllister 5123 99

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:34 pm

Ox 3 Alt 0
Duffy 3
4350
82
UE - We score