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'oxford 4 - 1 'ayes guy x 2 Constable x 2 4067 Us 450 chelsea rejects ue: It transpires that in order for Kelvin to wrestle control of the club from PHOAS he actually DID have to wrestle PHOAS in a giant tub of jelly, and to celebrate the fact that this happened, the half time entertainment is a wre...

talky 0 - oxey 1 mr Jamie Guy 2300 - 300 yellow army ue: at half time, one of the pitch forkers discovers a tunnel, just to the left of the home penalty spot. It transpires that this is indeed the means by which so many former wearers of the golden fleece have made their way down to the english rive...

&quotboris&quot wrote:

&quotPeña Oxford United&quot wrote:Won't Get Fooled Again

Yeah, right.

Meet the new boss,
Same as the old boss
etc etc

(Substitute* Pigs Head/Newspaper Tycoon, Hotelier for boss in either of those lines)


* see what I did there ?

welcome YellowHoods and Thamensian nice to see some new faces your opinions are as welcome as anyone's I would say it is after all a public forum and anyone* is welcome just be careful not to mention punctuation, 'real' ale or the MK Dons though it tends to upset the locals. *unless you're from the ...

them 1 - us 2 guy x 2 1176 - 421 ox ue: just before kickoff the players form a human pyramid and lift patto to the top where he is crowned king of all oxendom. danny cullip, on seeing this, remembers how much he hates ox for letting him go when he were a bairn and races onto the pitch from the stand...

Mickey Bottoms

was he pants ?

is this discussion sommat to do with Argelico Fucks ? that would surely have a bearing on the position of the apostrophe ... or not ... I should have listened more at school, but I was too busy f*cking around

us 3 - them 1
guy guy guy - an ex-ox

4200 us - 175 them

ue: patto puts entire first team on x-fer list at half time and takes them back off at full time

... if they could just hang on 'till Thame's ground is built and they're back 'ome then that'd suit me ... reading the locale rag, I get the impression that Thame are as sh*t as the yellows at the moment,so it would not be too much of a bind to transfer my allegience

Joey Beauchamp 2 Joe Di Magio 1 Constable Guy and Weatherspoons 4500 us - 367 them UE: A fleet of buses turn up at the end to take everyone to Thame fair, wherupon NM stands atop the dive bomber thingy with all the lights on and declares that he's bought the whole fair and Jungle Jim's in charge of ...

them 1 us 3

yemi, guy x 2

2750 of which 375 are yellow

ue: we win

oasis of the zombies 2 - 1 woking the dead

Const, yemi

5212
368

nick merry drafted in to defence and receives ox's third red of season

dragons 1 3 st georges
Whalley reid, yemster, constable

4231
245

Ue ... I get a point

yellows 3 others 0
yemi, constable, haldane

5025 with 206 coming from the coast

ue: boris spotted at Air Brazil desk in heathrow ...

barrow 0 yellows 3
yemi, constable, Haldane

1600
of which 333 make the journey to the frozen north

UE: United win on Satanic TV and are presented with a trophy to mark the occasion