Tamworth Hat

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:00 pm

Right, I'm off on holiday, so I'm posting this prediction early.

A first home defeat for the U's comes at the surprise hand of a Tamworth side already nervously looking over their shoulders at the drop zone.

Oxford One (Odubade) Tamworth Two (Trotter, Bacon)

Att 7777 Away 77

UE - One of the main keepers suffers an injury in training, prompting Smith to immediately send both youth team keepers out on loan.

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:22 pm

Win
2-0
Yemi, Duffy
5987
175
UE: Oxford aren't top at 5pm. Kassam hires the Catherine Wheel for the day and won't let any punters in.

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:41 pm

Ox 6 Tamworthless 0
Slabs, Duffer, Yemi, Bash, Burg and Pets
6,312 including 124 bleeters

UE: Olly the Ox and the Tamworth equivalent which I will assume to be a sheep, graze in the centre circle.

Nick Merry signs himself in time to play and picks himself and sits on the bench ahead of a rather more deserving younger player.

Frank · Post by **Frank** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:47 pm

Us win 4-0. Slabs, Duffy x 2 and Eddie
6200 &amp 100

UE: I catch the ball

April: Us win 3-0. Eddie, Duffy and Burge
6301 &amp 124

UE: The ref is subbed

theox · Post by **theox** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:55 pm

Horseradish Sauce 3-0 Mint Sauce

Duffy 2, Slabber

6124 (133)

UE - neither of duffy's goals are penalties.

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:30 pm

2 - 0 slabber duffy 7890 345

Mally · Post by **Mally** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:13 pm

3-0 Duffer, Basher, Slabber (or possibly another of Santa's reindeers)
6705
155
UE - false fire alarm prompts stadium evacuation

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:36 pm

Us 3 Them 0 Duffy 2 Yemi 6358 136

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:54 pm

Yellows 3 Not yellows 0

Duffy, Slabber &amp Burgess

Att: 6000 with 180 lambs

UE: At the end of the game, the bloke from the Darts World Championships announces the away support in his own inimitable style

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 7:31 pm

1-1
Wilmott, Atieno
5900 (fickle? us?), 165
From a hoofed goal kick or free kick, the ball is blown backwards by the wind. Two porcine Tamworth supporters burrow throught the west stand and escape across the Minchery river.

Sideshow Rob · Post by **Sideshow Rob** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:17 pm

Oxford 3 (Duffy 2) Tamworth 0

6,111 (222)

UE Nobody will try to score direct from a free kick from 40 yards at the east end and nothing will be be blown off my car (according Michael Fish).

Baboo Junior · Post by **Baboo Junior** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:46 pm

Oxen 3 Lambs 0
Duffy, Burgess, Yemi
6219
206

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:05 pm

Us 2 (Duffer, Yemi) Them 0

Att : 6666 with 99 of Them.

UE : Some OUFC flags in the London Road end get blown away in the wind. The Catherine Wheel pre-match bar takings are down by 50% and as a consequence OV are banned from calling any more meetings in there. Firoz Kassam comes on RadOx post-match and says that he’ll sell the stadium for a quid so long as we don’t put “Kassam Out

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:02 pm

3-1
Duffy, Slabber, Yemi / Burton
5900
175

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:40 pm

4 Duffy, Slabber, Basham, Yemi 1 Burton
6000 (200 away)
UE: Four different strikers score for Oxford