Cemetary bottom hat

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:45 pm

Though we have to play 2 teams, we'll still win:

G&ampN 0 O&ampU 2

Slabs and Yemi

2,612, of which 1,312 from the shire.

UE: Slabs scores and is sent off in his debut.

Mally · Post by **Mally** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:02 pm

G&ampN 0 OUFC 3
Slab, Yemi, Greavsie
1950
800
UE - Basham gets booked for only the second time in his Oxford career.

Resurrection Ox · Post by **Resurrection Ox** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:07 pm

G @N 0 OUFC 2 (Wilmott/Basham)

UE: Basham uses his body strength and pace to shake off 3 trailing defenders to score a truly magnificent goal. Kentish chavs trash my car during the game. This place is truly a dump. I get a lift home on team coach.

PS did you know that the word 'chav' is derived from just dahn the road from G and N in Chatham/Rochester local lingo?

Chav = pikey in that neck of the woods. Wikipedia refutes this. Of course.

ps crowd 1932 ( Chavs1001 - U's 931)

SmileyMan · Post by **SmileyMan** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:23 pm

Gravesfleet and Northend 1 - 6 Oxted Uniford
MacDonald - Slabbers x3, Yemi x3
1,111 - 333
UE: Slabbers scores a hat-trick on his debut, and is taken off to a standing ovation. Yemi replaces him, and singing &quotAnything you can do...&quot, also bags three. The entire town subsequently runs out of beer.

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:42 pm

Confidence shot away by their cup exit, the U's stumble to their first league defeat of the season to a G&ampN side better than their ground and name suggest.

G&ampN 2 Ox 1 - MAcdonald 2, DAy
Crowd 1711 Away 712

UE Smith suffers an attack of senile dementia and forgets he has signed Slabber so does not put him on the teamsheet.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:24 pm

Them 1 (McDonald) Us 4 (err Slabber, Duffer, Dempster, Pettefer)

Att : 1999 with 666 of Us

UE : Awford is sent from the dugout by the ref.

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:26 pm

Them 1 Us 3

McDonald, Slabber, Yemi, Burgess

Att: 2200 with 1100 yellows.

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:33 am

Northfleet 0 Morth Stand 2 Yemi Slabber 1700 800

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:17 pm

1-1, Ricketts, Wilmott, 1700, 700
Slabber breaks his wrist, hand or arm in new version of the gypsy curse. A seagull lands on the pitch and sprints past Slow Eddy.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:46 pm

Them 0 Us 2 Burgess, Yemi 1926 846

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:42 pm

Them 1 Us 2
(Macdonald, Slobber, Burgess)
1999
999
UE: Fast Eddy smiles. Tardif plays.

Baboo Junior · Post by **Baboo Junior** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:04 pm

Gravesend 1 Oxford 4
Slabber MacDonald Burgess Slabber Day (in that order)
2019
981

Sideshow Rob · Post by **Sideshow Rob** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:24 pm

Gravesend 1 (McDonald) Oxford 2 (Slabber, Yemi)

1,625 (700 through the tunnel)

UE. Slabber arrives at the stadium in a converted gold Aston Martin, with a bullet proof shield, machine guns and a super model.

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:38 pm

Gravesend 0 Oxford 0

2,950 (1250)

UE. Slabber wears black football boots.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:40 pm

G&ampN 0 O 2
Slabber / Burgess
2100
950