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Ok - given there isn't much time until the next game, let's keep it simple - a point for each:

1) Will Oxford win, lose or draw?
2) Will one of Constable, Connolly or Smalley score?
3) Will the first yellow card be shown in the first half, second half or neither?
4) Will there be a red card?
5) Will there be a penalty?
6) What will the highest shirt number that appears on the pitch be?
7) Which side will have more shots on target according to the BBC site?
8 Which side will have more possession according to the BBC site?

TB) Total number of fouls in the game according to the BBC site, earliest posting wins in the event of a tie!

Good luck.

And I'll get the ball rolling:

1) Will Oxford win, lose or draw? Draw
2) Will one of Constable, Connolly or Smalley score? No
3) Will the first yellow card be shown in the first half, second half or neither? second half
4) Will there be a red card? No
5) Will there be a penalty? No
6) What will the highest shirt number that appears on the pitch be? 37
7) Which side will have more shots on target according to the BBC site? Bury
8 Which side will have more possession according to the BBC site? Bury

TB) Total number of fouls in the game according to the BBC site, earliest posting wins in the event of a tie! 19

1) Will Oxford win, lose or draw? Win
2) Will one of Constable, Connolly or Smalley score? Yes
3) Will the first yellow card be shown in the first half, second half or neither? Second
4) Will there be a red card? No
5) Will there be a penalty? No
6) What will the highest shirt number that appears on the pitch be? 34
7) Which side will have more shots on target according to the BBC site? Oxford
8 Which side will have more possession according to the BBC site? Bury

TB) Total number of fouls in the game according to the BBC site, earliest posting wins in the event of a tie! 16

1) Will Oxford win, lose or draw? Win
2) Will one of Constable, Connolly or Smalley score? Yes
3) Will the first yellow card be shown in the first half, second half or neither? First
4) Will there be a red card? No
5) Will there be a penalty? No
6) What will the highest shirt number that appears on the pitch be? 37
7) Which side will have more shots on target according to the BBC site? OUFC
8 Which side will have more possession according to the BBC site? OUFC

TB) Total number of fouls in the game according to the BBC site, earliest posting wins in the event of a tie! 17

1) Lose
2) No
3) First
4) No
5) No
6) 37
7) Bury
8 Bury

21

1) Will Oxford win, lose or draw? Draw
2) Will one of Constable, Connolly or Smalley score? No
3) Will the first yellow card be shown in the first half, second half or neither? First
4) Will there be a red card? No
5) Will there be a penalty? Yes
6) What will the highest shirt number that appears on the pitch be? 37
7) Which side will have more shots on target according to the BBC site? Ox
8 Which side will have more possession according to the BBC site? Bury

TB) Total number of fouls in the game 18

1) Will Oxford win, lose or draw? - Draw
2) Will one of Constable, Connolly or Smalley score? - Yes
3) Will the first yellow card be shown in the first half, second half or neither? - First
4) Will there be a red card? - no
5) Will there be a penalty? - no
6) What will the highest shirt number that appears on the pitch be? - 37
7) Which side will have more shots on target according to the BBC site? - Bury
8 Which side will have more possession according to the BBC site? - Bury

TB) Total number of fouls in the game according to the BBC site, earliest posting wins in the event of a tie - 13

1) Will Oxford win, lose or draw? Draw
2) Will one of Constable, Connolly or Smalley score? Yes
3) Will the first yellow card be shown in the first half, second half or neither? First
4) Will there be a red card? No
5) Will there be a penalty? No
6) What will the highest shirt number that appears on the pitch be? 37
7) Which side will have more shots on target according to the BBC site? Bury
8 Which side will have more possession according to the BBC site? Bury

TB) Total number of fouls in the game according to the BBC site, earliest posting wins in the event of a tie! 21

Geoff wrote:1) Will Oxford win, lose or draw? Draw
2) Will one of Constable, Connolly or Smalley score? Yes
3) Will the first yellow card be shown in the first half, second half or neither? First
4) Will there be a red card? No
5) Will there be a penalty? No
6) What will the highest shirt number that appears on the pitch be? 37
7) Which side will have more shots on target according to the BBC site? Bury
8 Which side will have more possession according to the BBC site? Bury

TB) Total number of fouls in the game according to the BBC site, earliest posting wins in the event of a tie! 21

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, though you copied the tie-break across wrongly - you sod!

Results as follows:

Sideshow Rob - 3
Hog - 4
Hoglette - 6
Mooro, Ancient Colin, Geoff and Me - 7

I'm delighted to report that I take it on the tiebreak having got it spot on at 19 fouls.

Mooro wrote:

Geoff wrote:1) Will Oxford win, lose or draw? Draw
2) Will one of Constable, Connolly or Smalley score? Yes
3) Will the first yellow card be shown in the first half, second half or neither? First
4) Will there be a red card? No
5) Will there be a penalty? No
6) What will the highest shirt number that appears on the pitch be? 37
7) Which side will have more shots on target according to the BBC site? Bury
8 Which side will have more possession according to the BBC site? Bury

TB) Total number of fouls in the game according to the BBC site, earliest posting wins in the event of a tie! 21

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, though you copied the tie-break across wrongly - you sod!

I hadn't noticed that. It would have been even funnier if I'd got the tie breaker right!