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Filth Fedora
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:25 pm
by Radley Rambler
Might as well get this out of the way, head rules heart:
Us 1 Them 2
Beano, Benson 2
Att: 11500 with 1200 filth
UE: Di Canio is the epitome of restraint, joking and chatting with the home fans, congratulating Oxford on some fine spells of play and humbly admitting after the game that his team were very lucky to win and that Oxford were the better side
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:15 am
by A-Ro
I can't - I just can't.
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:38 am
by Boogie
Head:
Ox 0 S*****n 1 (Benson)
Att: 11500 (1200)
UE: PDC drives out of the tunnel on a scooter with an Audrey Hepburn lookalike on the back announcing "I am here to spread the love" and inviting one and all to a Roman Holiday.
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:38 am
by Paul Cooper
Let's be ridiculously pessimistic
United 0- that lot 3
(Benson 2, Ritchie)
11,678 (1,195)
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:47 pm
by BigCrompy
I really, really cannot believe I am going to be the first. The law of averages, people! One double in 38 years?
Itchycoo Park 3-0 Shitty, Poo and Dark
Constable, Duberry, Whing.
11500. 1200 with scales.
UE: Slumdon fans wash. Slumdon fans sing. Slumdon fans don't run away. Paolo di Ckhedio is a respected football manager this time next year.
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:03 pm
by Brahma Bull
Olly and his Ox's 3-2 Rockin Robin and his flock
Constable, Johnson, Leven, Connell and Duberry OG
10498. 1252 from Wiltshire (1253 actually as I live here too)
UE: PDC enters the SSL to confront some Oxford Fans. Oxford fans dance on the pitch and block the tunnel to force PDC to dance with us.
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:16 pm
by Bista yellow
Ox Rocks 1-0 Bunch of Cocks
Whing 90||5
11503 (3 yellows on the fence) 1200
U.E. There is actually a forth stand made out of match sticks as a surprise for all the Oxford fans turned up speculatively on the day the stand is called the Jefferson Louis Oxford United 1-0 Scumdon Town stand!
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:18 pm
by Snake
Us 1 (Constable) Them 1 (Benson)
Att : 11,750 with 1250 of Them (plus 200 police, 50 dogs, 25 horses and 36 assorted police vehicles)
UE : Wilder and Di Canio sent to stands for fighting, where they continue to fight. Firoka brunch pre-match causes widespread food poisoning with projectile vomiting over the edge of the SSU causing some inconvenience to those seated outside the executive boxes. Priory trashed pre-match.
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:02 pm
by John Byrne's Underpants
1-1
Johnson, Worley (OG)
11499
1199
UE: Half time entertainment is a re-enactment of that Joey goal.
Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:08 pm
by Yankee Clipper
Win 1-0
Constable
11,500 (1200)
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:02 am
by wightyellow
Bashists 1
Facists 1
11501
1236 away
PDC doesnt get snt to the stands.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:15 am
by YF Dan
Ox 1 Cocks 3
Duberry 4
UE: Slumdon isn't aren't shit.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:00 am
by Kernow Yellow
Mighty Yellows 2 scummy reds 2
Beano, Davis Benson, Ritchie
11,641 (1,249)
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:15 am
by Out of the gloom
Oxford United 1 S***don Town 1
Constable, Connell
11,500 (1200)
UE: Duberry doesn’t score an own goal, Di Canio doesn’t get sent to the stands and Lewis does do the post match interview.
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:27 am
by Baboo
1-3 (Oh how this hurts)
Beano / Benson 2 & Connell
11500
1250
UE: The police decided to delay kick off until 3 o'clock to allow more drinking time. Dubes does not score an own goal & the game does not go according to form.