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The "Are we doing a hat tonight?" hat

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:21 am
by A-Ro
2 -1 Harris Hall Heslop 6543 543

Did you see what I did there?

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:40 am
by OUFC4eva
OUFC 1-2 SUFC

P.Leven

B. Mohsni
L.Dickinson

Att: 2,769 (450)

UE: Utd win on penalties.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:19 am
by GodalmingYellow
U's 2 Blues 1

Beano, Smalley, Dickinson

2,234 234 from there

UE It doesn't take long getting out of the car park!

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:31 am
by Radley Rambler
Us 0 Them 1

Dickinson

Att: 2750 with 175 of them

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 10:55 am
by Snake
Us 1 (Leven) Them 0

Att : 3456 with 123 of Them

UE : Nah, there won’t be one.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:37 am
by JoeyBeauchamp
Top of the league in May 3-0 Top of the league in November

Smalley, Hall, Craddock

3,333 (87)

UE: Not a single fan turns up.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:11 pm
by Bushy
Oxford 2 Southend 0

Smalley, A.Hall

3452 (242)

UE: The league notice that there was an un-registered player playing for S-end last Saturday so use this match as the new league game. 3 points and through to the next round.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:37 pm
by Yankee Clipper
Win 1-0

Craddock

2987 (125)

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:49 pm
by Boogie
OUFC 1 (Smalley) SUFC 0

Att: 2,600 (300)

UE: Smalley scores at the Kasstad.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:18 pm
by Ancient Colin
Ox 1 Sarfend 2
Smalley, Mohsni, Dickinson
2468, 222

Car park delays due to the presence of freight Rovers, Sherpa vans, Leyland DAF trucks and LDV vans having their paint spattered windscreens replaced with auto glass by Auto Windscreens. What a bunch of associate members, mutters Lord Wilder, his thoughts already focussed on God's own county.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:03 pm
by Baboo
2-1
Craddock &amp Franks / Dickinson
2400
120
UE: Someone cares

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:13 pm
by Zeke
Us 1 Them 0 Constable 2843 312

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:33 pm
by wightyellow
us 2 them 0
Worley Craddock

1996
23

UE someone is tired.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:46 pm
by BigCrompy
Mickey Mouse 2-0 Donald Duck

Payne, Franks.

3800 of whom 250 really shouldn't have bothered.

UE so impressed is he with the youth and reserves team he field, Chris Wilder picks the same team for every league fixture and they gallop away to a league and (Mickey Mouse) cup double by March.

Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:00 pm
by pottersrightboot
OUFC 1 (Smalley) Southend 1 (Mohsni)

2,533 (112 of them)

UE1: Southend fail to score a single penalty in the shootout.
UE2: Craddock scores hat-trick in 15 minutes
UE3: Throbbing carnival atmosphere in SSU, hundreds of supporters in fancy dress.
UE4: Every 100th supporter through turnstile given free pot of Johnstone's paint.