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Aldershat

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:29 am
by A-Ro
2 - 0 Smalley Guy 6789 765

They don't bring any flags or drums.
They don't start fighting in the Priory.
They sing I'm forever blowing bubbles incessantly.

Re: Aldershat

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:36 am
by Joey's Toe
Hotsh*ts 3 - 1 Aldersh*ts
Whing, Constable (2, 1 pen), Hylton
5,729 - of whom 427 unquestioningly sport Help For Heroes badges and army boots

UE: Colonel Gaddafi is found hiding in Aldershot's team bus.

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 11:57 am
by JoeyBeauchamp
1-1 (Smalley, Guttridge)

7,001 (444)

UE: Dean Holdsworth's hair gel oozes on to the pitch and causes a postponement.

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 1:00 pm
by Peterorange
Oxford 2 Aldershot 0
(Guy/ Constable)
Att 6465 (433)

UE:I drove through Aldershot last week and there are no road signs (telling you where the way out is). The Aldershot team bus gets lost because a revenge sign removal has taken place, they end up playing Quarry Rovers under 9s by mistake and lose 1-0.

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:00 pm
by Zeke
Us 3 Them 0 Constable 2 Guy 6687 235

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 2:49 pm
by Snake
Us 2 (Constable, Leven) Them 1 (Hylton)

Att : 7654 with 345 of Them

UE : Constable takes to the pitch waving a STFC scarf.

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:21 pm
by Hog
Barmy 2 Army 1
Constable, Heslop, Hylton
6789
654

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 4:33 pm
by GodalmingYellow
Goingup 2 Goingnowhere 0

Beano 2
7.211 of which 454 from the camp

Oxford fans don't chant Aldershit,shit,shit

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 6:44 pm
by Mooro
0-1
7844
121

UE - Lord Mayor turns up after finishing his show to see wholly lacklustre performance from his subjects

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 7:15 pm
by OUFC4eva
Oxford United 2-1 Aldershot

Constable, Leven

Hylton


7,195 (789)


UE: Both sides miss spot kicks.

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:23 am
by Boogie
Mortar Boards 2 (Constable, Guy ) Helmets 1 (Hylton)

6,025 (425)

UE: Witney MP takes a break from his holiday to pay a visit.

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:42 am
by wightyellow
0-1 (Duberry OG)

ATT: 7332

Duberry reveals he an Aldershort Fan and scores for them in the dying seconds.

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:13 am
by Aylesbury Rich
U's 2-0 Them's

Constable, Potter

Att 7490 (703 away)

UE- Clarke gets sent off and with no sub on the bench we are forced to put an outfield player in goal- who proceeds to keep a clean sheet- a la Scott McNiven at Shrewsbury cica 2003.

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:33 am
by Yankee Clipper
Win 3-1

Constable, Smalley, Guy

Hylton

7750 (650)

Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:33 am
by Radley Rambler
Us 2 Them 0

Beano, Smalley

Att: 6500 with 400 of them