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Them from The Valleys Hat
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 8:43 pm
by Snake
Us 1 (Potter) Them 2 (Gestede x 2)
Att : 6789 with 789 of Them
UE : An exhausted sheep is released by TVP from the luggage compartment of the away team bus on arrival at the Stadium. A bevy of laughing Swans from the Thames fly over the North Stand at just the moment when Cardiff lose.
The score at ninety minutes does not count in this one in the event of extra time being played. See Hat rule 24b(ix).
Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:05 pm
by Peterorange
Oxford 1 (Beano) Cardiff 0
Att 7688 (766)
Re:
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:04 am
by Joey's Toe
Oxen Herders 0 - 3 Sheep Shaggers
(Parkin, Hudson, Gestede)
7882, of whom 926 are tidy, see.
UE: rioters take to the pitch during the second half, looting Robert Earnshaw and - more surprisingly - Harry Worley. Both are discreetly sold on at Brick Lane market to 'Arry Redknapp (who loves a bargain).
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:14 am
by GodalmingYellow
Oxen 0 Sheep 2
Earnshaw (2)
7,298 of which 712 from the far side of the Severn.
UE: The team wear the new away kit at home.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:16 pm
by John Byrne's Underpants
0-2
Earnshaw, Parkin
7561
699
UE: Not a hint of trouble before, during or after the game.
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:05 pm
by Boogie
Yellow Oxen 1 (Smalley) Bluebirds 0
7750
750
UE: Batt plays right midfield with Whing at right back.
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Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 4:20 pm
by recordmeister
Yellows 2 (Smalley, Potter) Blues 1 (Dubes og)
5432
543
UE: Whing's position is Whing Back
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:05 am
by BigCrompy
Gavin 2-1 Stacey
Smalley, Leven. Parkin.
6800 with 700 prop forwards with necks thicker than my thighs.
UE so impressed with United's impressive performance is watching Welsh national manager Gary Speed that he immediately contrives distant Welsh heritage for the whole Oxford first XI and rushes citizenship through in time for them to all play vs Australia on Wednesday. Meanwhile top Cardiff fan chantreuse Charlotte Church makes the local front page for her riotous drunken behaviour in leading the entire away support in an operatic version of "You're gonna get your fecking heads kicked in" whilst hanging one-armed off the gantry.
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:49 am
by A-Ro
"BigCrompy" wrote:UE so impressed with United's impressive performance is watching Welsh national manager Gary Speed that he immediately contrives distant Welsh heritage for the whole Oxford first XI and rushes citizenship through in time for them to all play vs Australia on Wednesday.
You do know that our game is on Wednesday as well?
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:36 am
by BigCrompy
"A-Ro" wrote:"BigCrompy" wrote:UE so impressed with United's impressive performance is watching Welsh national manager Gary Speed that he immediately contrives distant Welsh heritage for the whole Oxford first XI and rushes citizenship through in time for them to all play vs Australia on Wednesday.
You do know that our game is on Wednesday as well?
Ach, must have missed that one, so....thanks! You've actually saved me from staying up til 5am Melbourne time tonight to listen to it, might have been quite disappointed in that event.
Does kinda make my unexpected event that bit more unexpected if it happens though so I shall be expecting extra points...
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:16 pm
by Geoff
Oxford 0 Cardiff 1 (Gestede). Attendance 6,750. Away crowd 850.
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:57 pm
by Radley Rambler
Us 1 them 2
Beano. Gestede, Whittingham
Att: 6250 with 625 from the wrong side of the border
Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:56 pm
by Ancient Colin
Ox 0 Sheep 2
5,432 666
Conway, Whittingham
Fires from the surrounding estates make floodlights unneccessary. All the Oxford substitutes wear fetching Karen Millen one shoulder draped dresses. Cardiff supporters loot inferior Oxford web forums and return to the Principality with collections of "Constable to Luton" and "Wright to a championship club" rumours.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 8:56 am
by A-Ro
Toffs 2 - 1 Taffs
Guy Smalley Gestede
6789 678
Not one red dragon is on show within the ground.
Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:22 am
by Hog
Lose 1-2
Gestede, Parkin, Smalley (assuming he has a shot)
6666
666