Into the Valley Hat

Anything yellow and blue
Hoglette
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Into the Valley Hat

Post by Hoglette »

Win 2-0
Smalley, Pitman
4131
573
UE: Mass fight between the players, at least 10 join in
Hog
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Post by Hog »

Win 1-0
Smalley
3789
666
UE: Both 'keepers subbed
tomoufc
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Post by tomoufc »

Athletics Arena 0 Three Sided 'Stadium' with the Wrong-Coloured Seats 0

3800
650
UE: Wilder doesn't bump into anyone associated with Sheffield United
&quotI've been a slave to football. It follows you home, it follows you everywhere, and eats into your family life. But every working man misses out on some things because of his job. &quot
Joey's Toe
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Re: Into the Valley Hat

Post by Joey's Toe »

Windy Millers 1 - 1 (Minchery) Farmer Jonathan Bells
Le Fondre, Whing
4,824 (of whom 837 will have proper diction)
UE: Amy Winehouse will come out on to the pitch at half-time, admit it was all a big hoax, and draw the meat raffle.
OUFC4eva
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Post by OUFC4eva »

Millers 0-0 U's

4,486 (698)

UE: Le Fondre is sold before Saturday.
A-Ro
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Post by A-Ro »

Of the Rother 0 - 2 Of the Isis

Pittman Potter

3850

765

UE: The Chuckle Brothers do the half time entertainment.

Actually that probably wouldn't be too unusual if they did.
wightyellow
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Post by wightyellow »

Rotherham 2 - 1 Oxford
Le Fondre, Duberry OG - Duberry

3117

665

UE: BBC allow those who live outside of the area of game to listen to the commentary.
It's not the despair....it's the hope....
recordmeister
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Post by recordmeister »

Northerners 0 - 3 Us
(Smally, James, Pittman)

5432

555

UE: We end up top of the league
JoeyBeauchamp
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Post by JoeyBeauchamp »

Rother Valley 1-2 Thames Valley

Le Fondre - Constable, Craddock

4,651 (799)

UE: Le Fondre goes in goal (as he often does in five a side in Stockport) and plays a blinder
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Post by BigCrompy »

Cheap as Chips 1-3 Cheap at Twice the Price?

le Fondre. Smalley, Pittman, and what the hell, Levin as well.

4200 of whom 850 will go home with change in their pockets for the first and last time this season.

UE After a pre-match high protein diet of beans, too many of the Millers are windy and the resultant terrace riot sees the urgent baton-led intervention of the Babylon led by PC McGarry no. 452. Meanwhile, Alfie Potter in warming up for a late second half substitution sets a new British record for the long-jump and 200m dash and does enough to impress the watching Birchfield Harriers scout into arranging a 3-month loan deal.
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Post by Yankee Clipper »

Win 2-0

Constable Smalley

5500 (750)

UE At least 2 penalties are missed
Mooro
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Post by Mooro »

Rotherham 3 Oxford 1 (Dub og/Leven og/Clarke og // Dubery)

5250 (801)

UE - We end the day bottom of the league
SEE (Subsequent expected event) - numerous posts appear on other Oxford websites pontificating about how Wilder should go and the reasons why our pre-season showed he hasnt got a clue)
GodalmingYellow
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Post by GodalmingYellow »

Millers 0 U's 2

Constable, Pitman

3,869 of which 635 from land of &quotmaize&quot

UE: Rotherham have installed retractable seats and everyone gets a great view.
Snake
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Post by Snake »

Hey, it's only Tuesday!
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Re:

Post by tomoufc »

&quotSnake&quot wrote:Hey, it's only Tuesday!
Good point. Based on the clear amount of interest in this game I'm upping my away attendance. Is that allowed? Don't give a shit.

Athletics Arena 0 Three Sided 'Stadium' with the Wrong-Coloured Seats 0

3800
651
UE: Wilder doesn't bump into anyone associated with Sheffield United
&quotI've been a slave to football. It follows you home, it follows you everywhere, and eats into your family life. But every working man misses out on some things because of his job. &quot
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