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Hamilton's Helmet
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:47 pm
by Boogie
Howard's 1 (Midson) Howard's End 0
6,250 (101)
UE: Time out leads to players or management form Stevenage being sent off.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:21 am
by Snake
Us 1 (Constable) Them 0
Att: 6666 of Us with 166 of Them
UE: We win one nil for the first time since we beat Wrexham on April 20th 2010 (not sure if the Hat Committee would give me a point for that, but you can always try). Tea, coffee, cakes, and deck chairs are provided to the Stevenage team midway through both halves. Rumours abound regarding Sheffield United and CW. Mark S. does not win the ‘election’ as the new OV chair at the AGM, and the constitution is changed to allow domestic pets to join so long as they cough up the cash.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:53 am
by Hog
HOGLETTE
Win 2-0
Midson, Craddock
6222
150
HOG
Win 2-1
Midson, Clist, Harrison
6123
123
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:51 am
by Ancient Colin
Spires 1 Roundabouts 1
Constable, Harrison
6,543, 111
Applying razor sharp logic, King Chris makes wholesale changes. Bemused Jack ponders, from his sedentary position, the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. He develops a stutter in order to increase his popularity. Eventually roused from his slumbers, he vaguely hears his instructions to hit that long lunar note, and let it float.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:53 am
by Sackcloth Ox
Ox 2 (MacLean/Midson) Stevenage 1 (Bostwick)
6,187 (132 from the home of the roundabout.
UE: Westley takes a Trappist vow before kick off.
Don't like the way Stevenage play, including the horrendous way they 'manage' the game. Hope we stuff them. Foresee a tough, tough game though.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:59 am
by Parklife12
OUFC 2-0 Stevenage
Beano, Midson
6,439 - 100
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:40 am
by Peterorange
Heart of England 1 (Constable comeback goal) Spleen of England 1
att 6219 (244)
UE: the clodhoppers actually bring their ploughs with them and do terrible damage to the Yellows pitch. But every muddy cloud has a concrete lining as a shot from Constable rolls 30 yards down a furrow into the bottom corner.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:23 am
by John Byrne's Underpants
2-0
Constable, Midson
6735
225
UE: We clog Stevenage off the park.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:45 am
by Aylesbury Rich
Yellows 2-2 Stephenage Borough
Constable/Potter......Bostwick Harrison
Att 6090 (away 87)
UE- Stunned by the sight of an actual crowd, Westley collapses in on himself like a dying star and petitions Brian Lee to allow Borough back into non-league where they belong.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:08 pm
by wightyellow
Ox 1
Steve 2
6643
54 away
UE: referee actually books the player who goes down injured on 30 mins and 60 mins.
would like to see whole crowd chant time out when it happens.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:46 pm
by Out of the gloom
Oxford 2 Stevenage 0
Constable, Midson
6,000 (200)
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:47 pm
by A-Ro
I can't concetrate on predicting football scores, I've got horses to pick out for this afternoon.
2 - 0 Midson Mclean 7000 123
UE Dunguib wins the Champion Hurdle at 15/2 netting me a handsome return on my afternoon's work.
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:55 pm
by Zeke
Us 2 Them 0 Heslop Craddock 6785 162
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:05 pm
by slappy
United 3 Boro 0
(Worley, Midson, Potter)
Att: 6,875 (away 86)
UE: Ref sends Westley to the stands during the Stevenage time out.
Re:
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:21 pm
by A-Ro
"slappy" wrote:UE: Ref sends Westley to the stands during the Stevenage time out.
I hope he sits next to me.