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Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:13 pm

Win 2-1
Patterson, Constable, MacLean
4444
444

Yankee Clipper · Post by **Yankee Clipper** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:58 pm

Stock 1 Oxo 4

Turnball

Constable MacLean Craddock Midson

4300 (450)

U/E A goal is scored from the opposite half of the pitch

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:05 pm

Mud Sharks 1 Mud Larks 1
Patterson, Heslop
4321
321

UE: Late in the game, when CW decides Midson can turn the game around, Jack is nowhere to be seen. On hearing he is on the bench again, Jack Midson has gone to look for Fred Perry's birthplace.

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 2:27 pm

0-2 Beano Craddock 3456 456

UE On seeing the state of the pitch CW decides that hoofball is the only tactic but then decides to start the game with Potter and Hackney up front.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:24 pm

Them 0 Us 2 Constable 2 3555 521

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:17 pm

Them 1 (Elding) Us 2 (Maclean, Midson)

Att: 4444 with 444 of Us

UE: Constable sent off.

Joey's Toe · Post by **Joey's Toe** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:24 pm

County 0 - 0
3892, of whom 487 can speak correctly.
UE: Buoyed by the positive vote in the today's referendum, Wales invades England.

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:49 pm

Pessimism rules

Stockpot 2 Oxtail 1
Poole Patterson Constable
4444, 444

Jake Wright removes his mask to reveal his true identity as Arthur Gnohere. Midson realises he is trapped inside a nightmare, that is trapped inside another nightmare, that is part of another dream. He slowly turns into Ecco the Dolphin and begins a search for his lost pod.

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:33 pm

Them 1 Us 2

Elding, Craddock, Beano

Att: 4000 with 444 yellows

Sackcloth Ox · Post by **Sackcloth Ox** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:35 pm

County 2 (Elding 2) OUFC 4 (McLaren, Maclean, Wright, Hackney)

3,998 (502 U's)

UE: My first trip to an away game by train. Pitch a verdant lush pleasure to play on. Clarke injured in warm-up. Wilder wears Sheff Utd top in dug-out. Some of the play in first half redolent of Night of the Living Dead.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 7:42 pm

2-4
Elding , Donnelly / Constable, Craddock, MacLean, Midson
4400
400
UE: Sale Sharks decided they want a training session. KO for the round ball game is delayed until 4:15.

slappy · Post by **slappy** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:15 pm

Stockpot 0 Oxford 2
(Sangare, Woodley)
Att: 4,101 (away 433)
UE: The Nasty, 'orrible Oxford team get no bookings.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Mar 04, 2011 10:51 pm

&quotAncient Colin&quot wrote:Pessimism rules

Goes without saying as far as you are concerned AC.

Peterorange · Post by **Peterorange** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:34 am

Stockport 2 Oxford 1 (Heslop)
att 5392 (466)

Kernow Yellow · Post by **Kernow Yellow** » Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:44 am

&quotSackcloth Ox&quot wrote:UE: My first trip to an away game by train.

What, ever? Are you serious?

Anyway, here are the results of the Cornish jury:

Not a real County 1 Not real promotion candidates 0
Elding
4,664 (385)

UE Steve Wood replaces Jake Wright in defence Ryan Clarke scores an own goal 4 pints and a pack of crisps cost less than a fiver (as they did on my last visit to Edgeley Park).

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