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The Catcliffe Glass Cone Won't Fit On Your Head Thread

Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:00 pm
by Boogie
Thames Valley 1 Don Valley 0

Hall

7,350 (450)

UE: Hall MOM.

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:43 am
by Peterorange
OUFC 1 RUFC 0 (Craddock)
7544 (455)

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:47 pm
by wightyellow
Ox 4
Pig (Rother HAM - geddit?) 1

6877
231 AWAY

UE
LSD turns up, not only late but at the wrong ground. (Actually its not that unexpected)

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:39 pm
by Snake
Us 2 (Constable, Craddock) Them 1 (Le Fondre)

Att: 7777 with 333 of Them

UE : The electronic subs / injury time board fails to work

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:06 pm
by BigCrompy
Studious Scholars 2-0 Merry Millers
MacLean, Worley.
6600 of whom a mere 440 are gonna get thi' dearth o' cowld.

UE due to the wrong crate being packed onto the team bus at Don Valley Stadium, Rotherham are forced to play the game in singlets, spikes and roomy satin shorts. Meanwhile, Jack Midson's eternal quest to score another goal, ever, begins with his being sent back out on loan to Southend again. I'll s'thee...

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:33 pm
by Yankee Clipper
An Ox crossing a Ford 3
A Windmill balanced on a Football 1

Constable, MacLean, Craddock

Le Fondre

7050 (400)

U/E One of the other U/E's is deemed worthy of a point

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:38 pm
by Kernow Yellow
Blimey, you lot are a bit optimistic aren't you?

Windy 1 Millers 2
Worley Le Fondre, Daley.
7,159 (358)

Re:

Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:47 pm
by Joey's Toe
SilU's Marner 2 - 1 Millers on the Floss
(yes, I've been reading lots of George Eliot recently)

Jake Wright, Simon Clist, LeFondle chappie

6,036 - of whom 299 say what they like and like what they bloody well say.

UE: In a bid to turn around his popularity, Hosni Mubarek draws the half-time raffle.

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:26 am
by A-Ro
For the first time in a little while I have succumbed to the call of the slopes again so I'm submitting an advance booking of predictions. I'm at the game tomorrow and I'll be driving back the morning of the Hereford game so I doubt I'll have time to post a preddy. I fully understand the concept of mobile technology but I'll only go and forget if I don't do it now.

Rotherham
2 - 0 Constable Craddock 7654 321

Satanage
0 - 2 Constable Craddock 2345 765

Morecambe
0 - 2 Constable Craddock 2109 654

Hereford
2 - 0 Constable Craddock 7654 321

UE All predictions are correct.
UE2 I don't break something.

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:08 am
by Sackcloth Ox
Oxford 2 (Craddock/Clist) Rotherham 1 (Taylor)

6,712 (257 them)

UE: Economy stands on its head at half time as instant one off winter break holiday subsidy granted by Coalition to people running their own businesses and employing staff.

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:46 am
by Hog
HOG
Draw 1-1
Craddock, Le Fondre
7333
333

HOGLETTE
Win 2-1
Craddock, Constable, Le Fondre
7345
345

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:49 am
by John Byrne's Underpants
1-1

Constable, Le Fondre

6432

495

UE: Not one single ball goes over the fence.

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:45 pm
by Ancient Colin
Pressed Steel 1 UsedtomakeSteel 2
Constable Taylor Moore
7007, 399

LeFondre doesn't score against us
LeFondre hattrick
Midson banned for four games for reading existentialist poetry out loud

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:40 pm
by Parklife12
OUFC 2-1 Rotherham
Beano, Hall - Le Fondre
7,623 - 374

Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:01 pm
by Zeke
Us 3 Them 2 Consyable Craddock Clist Le Fondre (2) 7485 423