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Oh Cobblers the Hat!!

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:38 pm
by Yankee Clipper
Northampton 0 Huge Hampton 2

MacLean, Constable

5300 (1600)

U/E No Bookings

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:50 pm
by Ancient Colin
Ham 2 Ox 1
Harrad, McKenzie, Constable
5111, 1550

Signed for the season, MacLean instantly turns into a donkey and is last seen trudging into the wooded distance with a lumpy green figure by his side. Arriving at Franklin Gardens, Oxford are surprised by the size and tactics of the fifteen Northampton players and wish they still had Creighton in the squad. Wilder resigns due to family reasons and is replaced by Alan Johnson as manager. The rejected Midson wonders, when the mast becomes a flagpole, what becomes of me?

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:07 pm
by Aylesbury Rich
Town 1-3 Gown

Harrad - Constable, Craddock, Clist

Att 6590 (1600)

UE- Beano isn't caught offside once.

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:19 pm
by Zeke
Them 0 Us 1 Craddock 6845 1600

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:54 pm
by A-Ro
0 - 0 5678 987

Several of the travelling hoarde trust the directions to Northampton as supplied by the new matchday programme team and turn up at half time.

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:17 pm
by wightyellow
N'ampton 1- Oxton 6
Mclean, Craddock, Hall

UE's
Midson misses six good chances
The former premiership referee gives six penalties
Beano Misses all six
Wilder makes six tactial changes
We still score six and noithamton change the name of the ground to sevenfields.

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:34 pm
by Radley Rambler
Them 0 Us 2

Constable, Craddock

At: 5200 with 1600 away fans

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:35 pm
by Sackcloth Ox
Cobblers 1 (Harrod) U's 2 (Craddock/Batt)

5,802 (1598 of us)

UE: Deering plays.

Re:

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:54 pm
by Joey's Toe
Cobblers 1 - 1 Awls
(Holt Clist)
4927, of whom 833 will be wearing inferior footwear.
UE: Boris is sacked from his new communications role for condoning phone-tapping.

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:07 pm
by Snake
Them 1 (Herbert) Us 1 (Maclean)

Att: 5678 with 1499 of Us

UE: We win 10 nil and all the Northampton fans throw their shoes onto the pitch at the end of the game in some form of ancient religious protest. Both the ref and a lino are injured and have to be replaced.

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:09 pm
by Boogie
Town 0 Town (&amp Gown) 1

Beano

5,850 (1,600)

UE: Midson still starts with Beano on the bench

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:56 pm
by slappy
Express Lifts 1 : Seacourt Towers 2
(Harrad : Constable, Craddock)
Att 6,453 (away 1600)
UE: Maclean, Maclaren and Kinniburgh all have IRN-BRU water bottles instead of Lucozade.

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:43 pm
by Kernow Yellow
0-0
5,678 (1,584)

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:14 am
by Hog
HOG

Win 2-1
Harrod, Maclean, Craddock
6123
1616
UE: After the Lord Mayors Show ...

HOGLETTE

Win 2-1
Harrod, Craddock, Heslop
5999
1617
UE: Midson hat-trick

Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:18 am
by Baboo
1-1
Harrad / MacLean
5800
1700