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Happy to start it.

Us 2 (Constable, Potter) Them 1 (Akinfenwa)

Att : 6666 with 444 of Them

UE : They don’t win.

Lungs 0-2 Gills

Att 6099 (945)

UE- Nothing in any way unexpected happens.

Kentish Gypsies - 1 (Wright og)
Wilder's Tinkers - 1 (Maclean)

Att 6,189 (602)

UE: William Windsor and Kate Middleton make an unexpected appearance at the Kassam, to a rousing rendition of &quotDoes she take it up the ar$e?&quot from the South Stand Upper of all places (for info, yes she definitely does).

&quotJoey's Toe&quot wrote:Kentish Gypsies - 1 (Wright og)
Wilder's Tinkers - 1 (Maclean)

Att 6,189 (602)

UE: William Windsor and Kate Middleton make an unexpected appearance at the Kassam, to a rousing rendition of &quotDoes she take it up the ar$e?&quot from the South Stand Upper of all places (for info, yes she definitely does.

Dare i ask how you know that!?!

The U's 1-2 The Gills

Payne

Cody McDonald

Adebayo Akinfenwa

Att: 6.987 (675)


UE: Gills notch their first away win since May 2009.

Scallies 3-1 Scally's

MacLean, Green, Wotton. Southall

6800 with 600 trying desperately to escape from the Garden of England.

UE Gillingham take the lead via a striker swapped with non-league Maidstone for a steward's jacket and two linesman's flags. Meanwhile the away fans are in raptures at the prospect of their first away win since 1992 until three goals in the space of 40 seconds in the 95th minute rather spoil their party. Almost as much as having to return to Kent afterwards.

United 1 Gills 0

Wotton

6,300 520 away supporters

Beef 1 'ham 2
Maclean, Akinfenwa, Spiller
5,999 555

A huge collective sigh of dissatisfaction from RO forum posters as a search for anything interesting about Gillingham fails causes a tornado to form which sweeps down to Kent, picks up the Chatham dockyard and drops it, fully formed, onto Grenoble Road. Minchery Farm is declared a World Heritage Site. Creighton's Welsh lessons are not going well, and the wind gives him ice hockey hair.

Heart of England 2 Garden of England 0

(Craddock, Potter)

Att 6344 (477)

Bone Orchard 0 Stuffed by the Gills 2
Worley og x3 (one disallowed for offside)
6666 (666)

UE: The eight planets are in perfect alignment, causing a gravitational pull on the surface of the sun. This leads to a huge solar flare pulsing out across the solar system, bathing the earth in flame and radiation, just as the referee was about to blow the full-time whistle to signal Gillingham's first away win since the collapse of the Roman Empire. Luckily for Gillingham and the rest of the planet, but less so for United, this happens in a system several thousand light years away in a galaxy far unlike our own.

I don't know why I'm doing this, as we'll obviously lose, but...

Warming Cockles 2 Chilling Ham 1
Maclean, Constable Spiller.
6,950 (661)

UE Andy Hessenthaler seems like a thoroughly nice chap. Gillingham fans run onto the pitch at the end of the game to celebrate their first away win in decades, leading to a full-scale riot.

Us 3 - 0 Gills 6789 345 Constable Craddock Clist

UE After being defeated by Gillingham CW orders that the pitch be whipped 300 times and that a set of shackles be buried under the pitch.

1-1

MacLean, Akinfenwa

6324
497

UE: A black cat runs across the pitch just before kick off...

Ox's breath 2-0 Fishes' Gills

Maclean, Constable
6,666 (399)

UE: they win, obviously

Oxford 2 (Constable, MacLean) Gillingham 1 (Palmer). Attendance 6,200. Away crowd 450.

Unexpected event: Kelvin has news about the stadium purchase.