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United 2 Town 0
Constable, Craddock
7500 (600)

UE: Under pressure from the visiting chairman, the referee insists all players must wear boots they've made themselves. Creighton breaks all his other toes due to his slippers...

U's 3-1 Cobblers

Constable, Craddock, Midson

Att 7650 (1200)

UE- Wilder bows to fan pressure and allows Jack Midson to come on as a sub- and he promptly scores.

Hobblers returned 1 (Craddock) v Cobblers sent packing 0

Att 7250 (1000)

UE- Creighton lasts the 90 minutes without hobbling.

Oxford U 2-1 Northampton T

Craddock, Hall

Guinan

7,462 (875)


UE: A frozen pitch means a late call off.

&quotOUFC4eva&quot wrote:UE: A frozen pitch means a late call off.

Errrm! in what way is that an unusual event?

2 - 0 Beano Craddock 7654 543

UE It is so cold that the whole of the London Road - sorry - East Stand turn up with balaclavas and tartan blankets.

1-1
Hall, McKenzie
7,227 (777)

UE Deering named in the starting XI

Southerners 0 Northerners 1
Worley og (90||5)
7654 (678)

UE: there's a minute's silence before the game in memory of Ari Upp. Pre-match music is exclusively by the Slits. Creighton breaks down sobbing in the centre circle as Typical Girls comes over the PA. James Constable and Matt Green share a passionate moment to the sounds of Animal Space. The whole of the East Stand joins in with Heard it on the Grapevine.

UE2: My course leader decides that attending the game at the Kas is a more worthwhile exercise than anything that he had planned that afternoon, so I get to the game.

1-1
Hall, Parker
7,100 747

Wilder makes sharp incisive substitutions and second half tactical changes which alter the course of the match (oh, don't be silly Colin). The Cobblers' equaliser promotes an orgy of savagery as the surrounding estates burn and infants are put to the sword. Creighton wonders What is that sound high in the air, murmur of maternal lamentation, who are those hooded hordes swarming over endless plains, stumbling in cracked earth? In the distance, a small dark-haired creature with red boots on his furry feet walks on, seeking the one contract that binds him.

If TS Eliot were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave...

Ox 2-0 Northampton
7,333 (822)
Hall, Beano

UE: My comapnion for the day, a Man City fan, decides to give up supporting the world's richest club in favour of the Mighty Yellows

The last couple of games we have been 2 Cobblers 1

Constable Craddock

Guinan

7850 (750)

U/E We take the lead and we try to build on the momentum and push on rather than sit back and defend it

Us 2 them 0

Constable, Craddock

Att: 7000 with 800 cobblers

Oxford 2 (Heslop, Hall) Northampton 1 (McKenzie). Attendance 7,300. Away crowd 900.

Unexpected event: Both teams throw away a lead twice.

Us 3 Them 0 Constable Craddock 2 7814 1145

3-0

Constable, Craddock, Potter

7689
788

UE: Our defence have pre match drinks and get to know each other.