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MacHat
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:04 am
by boris
Silkmen 0 Polyester Boys 1
Potter
2345 (543)
UE: Upon victory at the final whistle, Chris Wilder grins. And he grins and he grins. Until gradually, as the floodlights start to fade, all that can be seen of him is his grin, as the rest of him slowly disappears. Bloody Cheshire.
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:25 am
by bspittles
Macc Lads 1 Radioheads 3
(Bencherif Constable, Potter, Craddock)
2400 (600)
UE: Free cheese for all away fans who buy a programme.
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:42 am
by BigCrompy
The Most Uncultured Town in Britain 1-2 God's Own City
Sappleton. Green, Hall.
4200 of whom 600 hate Brian Horton more than the other 3600.
UE LSD on his sale to Leyton Orient becomes the next Sam Ricketts acquiring Premier League status and 40 international caps before his 30th birthday. Meanwhile, in Macclesfield, something (anything) unexpectedly happens.
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:44 am
by Boogie
Maxonions 1 (Bencherif) Oxonions 1 (Craddock)
2350 (650)
UE: Constable not given offside in whole match.
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:54 am
by Baboo Junior
Macclesfield 0 Oxford 1
Constable
2481
632
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:34 pm
by John Byrne's Underpants
0-0
3175
559
UE: After yet another away draw, Wilder is spotted in a bookies with a huge wad of cash in his hand...
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:35 pm
by Zeke
Them 0 Us 1 Constable 2567 714
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:50 pm
by A-Ro
0 - 2 Beano Craddock. 2345 456
UE Potter crosses beautifully all game.
UE2 Tonks doesn't cost us the game.
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:01 pm
by Yankee Clipper
Beer & Sex & Chips n Gravy 0 I should Coco 2
Constable Craddock
2850 (650)
U/E Midson plays the full 90 mins
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:01 pm
by A-Ro
I'm glad I never started this thread, I'd got it in my head that we were playing Mansfield Town not Macclesfield Town.
I know, I know, it's me age.
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:14 pm
by OUFC4eva
Macc. Town 1-3 United
Bencherif
Craddock, Potter & Heslop
Att: 2,275 (549)
UE: All the goals are scored in the first half.
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:31 pm
by Ancient Colin
Field 2 Ford 1
Barnett, Hamshaw, Constable
2755, 666
Oxford's attempts to mount a comeback are frustrated by the line of mulberry trees barring the penalty area: shots fall lifelessly to the ground coccooned in the bodies of small white hairy creatures. Far away, a small dark hairy creature wonders "let me ask you one question: is your money that good? Would it buy you forgiveness, do you think that it could?".
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:44 pm
by Radley Rambler
Them 0 Us 1
Constable
Att: 2222 with 555 yellows
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 2:48 pm
by theox
Maccesfield 2-1 Oxford
Bencherif, Brown - Potter
2,526 (518)
UE - Macc are awarded a penalty in the last minute and Oxford fans behind the goal rip the net down.............
Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:38 pm
by Kernow Yellow
1-1
Chalmers, Hall
1,999 (449)
UE Some pissed-up blokes on a stag do in the away end pull the nets off the goal. Again.