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Sharpshooters 3 (Constable, Craddock, Midson) Flat Shots 0

7,900 (500)

UE: Bulman scores

UNITED 3-2 ALDERSHOT

Simon Heslop, James Constable &amp Tommy Craddock


Marvin Morgan &amp Damian Spencer


ATT: 7,765 (568)


UE: United beat the team from NE Hampshire for the first time in the Football League

Carmakers 1-2 Squaddies

Constable

Morgan x2

Att 7240 (900)

UE- The whole day passes peacefully without any pathetic posturing from middle aged posers who think they are 'proper nawty'.

Bowling Alley 1 Conkers 0
(Craddock)

7250 (950)

UE: Some temporary Aldershot fans claim their right to bear arms

Goals 3 Shots 1

The Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future for us, The Hound of the Baskervilles for them.

6,545 ghouls turn up, with 545 returning unhappy to their barracks.

Harry Potter brings his All Stars Quidditch team for the half time entertainment.

Cannons 2 - Fodder 1

7102

UE
A tank containing Mr T crashes down the fence at the Priory End, who shouts at the ball girl &quotGet some nuts&quot.

Peacemakers 2-1 Warlords

Constable / Craddock - Morgan

8111 (901)

UE- All the goals are scored from outside the box

Morse 1-1 Mainwaring (kinda)

Hall. Panther.

5600. 450 not in civvies.

UE Fearing no improvement in his woeful sense of discipline, Chris Wilder posts LSD to Barossa Barracks from which he makes a half-time appearance for the visitors against his employers but is later subbed off again in order to have the time to scrub enough potatoes to feed the population of the officer's mess their post-match meal. Meanwhile, Aldershot's equaliser in the last five minutes comes from a bullet header from Panther, following a cross from the left from Lion-O. Snarf is later sent off for biting.

1standmissing 2 shotaway 0.

That chap Asa. Beano.

6,895.


UE:- Someone brings a Drum along and the anti-drum brigade(!) faint.

No shots 0 Other shots 0
no one
6543 (567)

UE: There is no atmosphere, not a single chant, and echoes of all frightful memory intrude in the silence.

United 2 Town 1

(Hall, Potter) Marvin

Crowd 6,967 (486)

Oxford 1 Aldershot 0
Craddock
6789
567

Quaddies 3 Squaddies 0
Craddock, Constable, Potter

7500, 600

UE - A Red Kite flies over the stadium in the second half

OUFC 4-0 Aldershot
Beano, Craddock, Beast, Hall
7,323 - 567

Hotshots 3-1 Noshots

Beano (2), Deering

Att: 7,444 (766)

UE: Aldershot fans see what a real town/city looks like and decide to update their complete monstrosity which hasn't modernised itself one bit since the 70s and where roaming gangs of mutants aimlessly wander the streets looking for people to attack.