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Aldershot Tin Helmet

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:11 pm
by Boogie
Sharpshooters 3 (Constable, Craddock, Midson) Flat Shots 0

7,900 (500)

UE: Bulman scores

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:15 pm
by OUFC4eva
UNITED 3-2 ALDERSHOT

Simon Heslop, James Constable &amp Tommy Craddock


Marvin Morgan &amp Damian Spencer


ATT: 7,765 (568)


UE: United beat the team from NE Hampshire for the first time in the Football League

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:27 pm
by Aylesbury Rich
Carmakers 1-2 Squaddies

Constable

Morgan x2

Att 7240 (900)

UE- The whole day passes peacefully without any pathetic posturing from middle aged posers who think they are 'proper nawty'.

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 12:36 pm
by bspittles
Bowling Alley 1 Conkers 0
(Craddock)

7250 (950)

UE: Some temporary Aldershot fans claim their right to bear arms

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 1:57 pm
by GodalmingYellow
Goals 3 Shots 1

The Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future for us, The Hound of the Baskervilles for them.

6,545 ghouls turn up, with 545 returning unhappy to their barracks.

Harry Potter brings his All Stars Quidditch team for the half time entertainment.

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:53 pm
by wightyellow
Cannons 2 - Fodder 1

7102

UE
A tank containing Mr T crashes down the fence at the Priory End, who shouts at the ball girl &quotGet some nuts&quot.

Re:

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:07 pm
by recordmeister
Peacemakers 2-1 Warlords

Constable / Craddock - Morgan

8111 (901)

UE- All the goals are scored from outside the box

Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:30 pm
by BigCrompy
Morse 1-1 Mainwaring (kinda)

Hall. Panther.

5600. 450 not in civvies.

UE Fearing no improvement in his woeful sense of discipline, Chris Wilder posts LSD to Barossa Barracks from which he makes a half-time appearance for the visitors against his employers but is later subbed off again in order to have the time to scrub enough potatoes to feed the population of the officer's mess their post-match meal. Meanwhile, Aldershot's equaliser in the last five minutes comes from a bullet header from Panther, following a cross from the left from Lion-O. Snarf is later sent off for biting.

to change..

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:28 am
by YeOx
1standmissing 2 shotaway 0.

That chap Asa. Beano.

6,895.


UE:- Someone brings a Drum along and the anti-drum brigade(!) faint.

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:48 am
by boris
No shots 0 Other shots 0
no one
6543 (567)

UE: There is no atmosphere, not a single chant, and echoes of all frightful memory intrude in the silence.

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 10:54 am
by Paul Cooper
United 2 Town 1

(Hall, Potter) Marvin

Crowd 6,967 (486)

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:15 am
by Baboo Junior
Oxford 1 Aldershot 0
Craddock
6789
567

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:50 am
by Mally
Quaddies 3 Squaddies 0
Craddock, Constable, Potter

7500, 600

UE - A Red Kite flies over the stadium in the second half

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:55 am
by Parklife12
OUFC 4-0 Aldershot
Beano, Craddock, Beast, Hall
7,323 - 567

Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:06 pm
by JoeyBeauchamp
Hotshots 3-1 Noshots

Beano (2), Deering

Att: 7,444 (766)

UE: Aldershot fans see what a real town/city looks like and decide to update their complete monstrosity which hasn't modernised itself one bit since the 70s and where roaming gangs of mutants aimlessly wander the streets looking for people to attack.