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Morecambe Millinery Item
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:37 pm
by Sackcloth Ox
Ox 2 (Constable/Potter) Morecambe 1 (Stanley)
6312 (147 Lancastrian call centre workers)
UE: Lenagan at game.
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:06 pm
by Yankee Clipper
Wise Men 2 Morecambe 0
Constable, Craddock
6797 (125)
U/E - I find a bar in Barcelona that's showing the game live!!
Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:23 pm
by wightyellow
Bull nosed Sharks 1
Chinese Waiters 0
Green
UE
MP resigns after very poor taste joke...
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:50 am
by GodalmingYellow
Oxford Clay 2 Morecambe sand banks 0
Constable and Green
5,989 of which 323 from the seaside
UE: The sun shines
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:48 am
by BigCrompy
Pimps 3-1 Shrimps
Constable 2, Heslop. Jevons.
6400 of which 450 arrive in flatcaps with whippets to heel, and can be distinctly heard to remark "Eeeee, our lad, 'appen 'e were reet grand but 'e's gawt 'is dearth o' cowld, b'ah t'at".
UE - When questioned on his side's start to the season by Oxford Mail's intrepid sports reporter with "What do you think of it so far?", Morecambe's Sammy McIlroy replies - "Hang about - didn't he actually support Non League Luton Town FC?". Meanwhile, the imminent threat of abandonment after an 80th minute floodlight failure is averted when it is demonstrated that Morecambe have spent the previous week training at nearby Heysham Power Station, and that it is distinctly possible to play out time by their ethereal green glow.
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:35 am
by A-Ro
4 - 0 Constable, Midson, Green and Heslop
6543 210
UE The sprinklers come on half way through the second half.
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 12:22 pm
by Snake
Us 2 (Constable, Green) Them 1 (Jevons)
Att: 6666 with 234 of Them
UE: Fire alarms go off during the game and the ground is evacuated
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:09 pm
by Mooro
Place I used to live 1 Place I used to live 1 (COnstable, Blackburn)
5812 (87)
UE - KT pulls a fast one by demanding all local fish and chip shops are closed thus depriving the visitors of their normal pre-match fare
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:18 pm
by Yankee Clipper
bump
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:56 pm
by John Byrne's Underpants
Back from hols
1-0
Midson
6012
124
UE: The NOTW investigate our 'unsatisfactory' run of results (ok I'm desperate
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:46 pm
by Boogie
Canal mud 3 (That new bloke who is going to be the answer to all our goalscoring woes/Constable/Potter) Shifting sands 1 (Stanley)
6222 (77)
UE: Cockles and muscles served in the concourse (cheap joblot delivered by Morecambe team coach).
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:57 pm
by JoeyBeauchamp
Less Went 1-0 More Came
Midson
Att 5,995 (100)
UE: Not a single Morecambe fan tuirns up. Not that unexpected if it happens
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 5:03 pm
by GodalmingYellow
Oxenford 2 MorkmMindy 0
Constbale, Craddock
5,767 of which 212 from there.
UE: Olly The Ox becomes Bully The Beef
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 7:51 pm
by Kernow Yellow
Winkle pickers 0 Cockle pickers 0
No-one
5,885 (85)
UE: All 22 players are booked, but none sent off
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 8:34 am
by Hog
HOG
Win 1-0
Craddock
5888
123
UE: THe fickle football folk of 'ford boo the team BEFORE the game starts
HOGLETTE
Win 1-0
Midson
6000
150
UE: Game starts without any corner flags