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Chairmakers 0 Carmakers 1 (Constable).

6,200 (1,200).

UE: A bedraggled group of ramblers in Yellow are seen tumbling down the hill in the distance half way through the first half. The away support sing &quotshould have come in a tractor&quot.

Bodgers 1 (Bulman og)- U's 3 (Constable, Bulman, Heslop)

7,100 (2,300)

UE- Dannie Bulman forgets which team he plays for, and scores a spectacular own goal at the Valley End past a bemused Ryan Clarke, before redeeming himself with a 30 yard screamer in the second half.

Wycombe 2-1 Oxford
Bertsy, Rendell - Midson
5,876 (1,200)

UE - That stupid 'bloke with big head' mascot has been retired.

Wycombe 1 Oxford 1
Rendell Constable

6800 (1750)

UE Oxford win 3-0 and James Constable swings from the crossbar

Wycs 1 Beavon Oxcs 1 Bulman

6,800 2100 Oxeys

UE Wycombe supporters have an atmosphere.

Causeway 1 Giants 2

Beano and Midson

5,064 of which 1,934 from Ox

UE: We win a league match.

Them 1 (Rendell) Us 1 (Constable)

Att: 6666 with 2345 of Us

UE: Chris Wilder retains his record as never having lost an away game in the Football League. Chaos ensues at half time in the away end due to the Q’s for catering and the bogs (but to be fair that always happens when we go to WWFC so I don’t expect a UE point for that). There are loads of wasps about – well they do play there and it is August.

Wycombe 1 - 2 Because
Beavon - Beano / Midson

7,123 (2,318)

UE: Brain Lee turns up, but is unable to to park in the VIP spaces, claiming his parking pass was faxed to him.

Them 1 Us 1

Rendell, Constable

Att: 6200 with 2300 away

UE: The White Horse Pub hosts an afternoon of Shakespearian works and ballet.

Them 1 Us 3 (Rendell 1, Beano x2, green)

6,000. 2,000 yellows

UE: Stuart Massey re-enacts his swinging on the crossbar routine as paul moody bags a third. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJwAV_3- ... ature=user)

WhyCome? 2 - 1 WhyNot?

Beavon, Betsy. Green

7400 of whom 2500 aren't supporting a 'non-league club'.

UE: United's entire away support of more than 2000 decide to re-enact the now traditional cycle ride/pub crawl from Headington to Adams Park blocking the entire A40 causing snarl-ups as far back as Stokenchurch. Meanwhile WhyCome's newly-signed double-pronged attack force of Cyrille Regis and Simon Garner dominate the juvenile Oxford defence, each bagging a goal and Garner nicking a late winner with a ricocheting off his Zimmer wheel. My Uni mate Darren, a chronic WhyCome? fan, finally cheers up after quite literally spending the last twenty years as a moaning student.

Wanerers 2 united 1 (Beavon, Betsy, Hall)

6250, 2200 away supporters

UE Wycombe supporters sing 'non league and you know you are'

0 - 2 Constable, Midson 7654 2222
UE 3 fans become lost in the woods on the return from the game and are saved by the local mountain rescue team.

0 - 0
8732

4372 from Ox.

Game abandoned at half time due to floodlight failure. (Even though its August)