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Robert Peel's Bobbies Bonnet
Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:27 pm
by Yankee Clipper
Oxford United 2 Bury 0
Constable, Green
7,250 (250)
UE 4 days after the 6 United score 7
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:46 am
by Peterorange
Oxford 3 Bury 1
(Constable 2 Midson 1)
Att 6212 (344)
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 11:09 am
by A-Ro
My favourite team 2 Fred West's favourite team 0
Beano Heslop (I can't see a game without him scoring now)
7654 234
UE 10,000 turn up to watch the game on the rumour that vouchers for the West Ham game are being distributed.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:41 pm
by bspittles
Ox 3 Bury 1
Constable hattrick
Att 7000 (300)
UE: Crossbar breaks during the warm-up, delaying kick off by 30 mins
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 12:47 pm
by boris
Wounded Knee 0 Buried Heart 0
7890 (321)
UE: United score six goals, but they're all disallowed for various reasons (the main one being the ref had a tenner on a goalless draw).
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:29 pm
by Boogie
Milking it 4 (Constable, Midson, Heslop, Green) Milk Shakes 2 (Bishop, Schumacher).
7275 (275)
UE: United go four up. East Stand sing "we want six". Bury oblige by getting two goals back.
UUE: Wilder keeps the players on the pitch after the game for their lack of discipline in the second half.
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:47 pm
by JoeyBeauchamp
Six-hitters 3-1 Six Feet Under
Constable (2), Midson - Bishop
Att: 7,999 (500)
UE: Beano is not in the squad as Man City see him as an alternative to Balotelli
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:11 pm
by Mooro
1-1 (Hall, Green)
7532
312
UE - the mascot gets injured in the warm-up
Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 8:13 pm
by Radley Rambler
Us 2 them 0
Constable, Green
Att: 7500 with 250 from Bury
UE: The Shakers mascot turns out to be Shakin' Stevens
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:54 am
by BigCrompy
Dead and 2 Buried 0
Constable, Wright.
Crowd 6800 (450 mods with issues and a swagger)
UE - belying their image as a jazz hat stodgy Div 4 outfit who put nine men behind the ball at every given opportunity, Bury venture out of their own half twice in the first half, until manager Alan Knill has a fit and shouts furiously at them to get back. Meanwhile new star midfielder Schumacher causes consternation by taking out two of his teammates at the first corner.
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:38 am
by Paul Cooper
Us 0 Them 1 (Worley OG)
Crowd 7,800 (32 away)
UE we hit the woodwork 5 times in the first half and CW claims that the goals are too small
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:19 pm
by Ancient Colin
Oh the optimism, oh the anticipation.
Isis 1 Irwell 1
Hall Bishop
6666, 333
After the Lord Mayor's show. Even Potter can't add a cutting edge. The main entertainment is the card happy referee, more yellow than the Oxford kit and the first red of the season in an Ox game. The discarded Creighton drifts morosely to the Oxy, pondering on kit colours. Oh, I can eat here every night, what the hell have I got to lose? Got a crazy sensation, go or stay? now I gotta choose ...
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 12:19 pm
by scooter
Us 2 Them 0
Beano, Green.
7156
320
UE The Bury captain presents Beano with a black pudding before the match.
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 1:50 pm
by Geoff
Oxford 2 (Constable, Green) Bury 1 (Schumacher). Attendance 7,150. Away crowd 375.
Unexpected event: Firoz is so impressed with the progress at the club he gives us the stadium.
Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:07 pm
by Zeke
Us 2 Them 0 Hall Heslop 8156 568